Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 159, Queen of the Damned with Jamie Kelly
Added 2024-01-24 12:59:01 +0000 UTCBrockway uses his vampiric powers to seduce Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, into his trap: This podcast about the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned, where Lestat the vampire awakens because nu metal is too sweet to sleep through. That's not a joke, that's seriously the plot. He joins a nu metal band and sings with the voice of Korn's Johnathan Davis! Still somehow not a joke!
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If only Lestat sang with the voice of Korn, Japanese rapper and Iron Chef judge.
Ivan T.W.
2024-04-24 17:12:59 +0000 UTCHard agree! Anne Rice novels are trash.
TheMunicipalMedicinalArsonist
2024-02-01 17:23:45 +0000 UTCAhhh ... that was me in the early 2000s. Growing up in a failed industrial urban environment with a copy of vampire the masquerade and a shitty hot topic shirt.
TheMunicipalMedicinalArsonist
2024-02-01 17:21:26 +0000 UTCI think you're interrogating this movie from the wrong perspective https://fanlore.org/wiki/Interrogating_the_text_from_the_wrong_perspective
Daphne Lawless
2024-01-27 01:08:33 +0000 UTCI had this DVD back in the day. I don't remember how I acquired it, it must have been bargain bin fodder because I was buying a lot of cheap DVDs on whims. I watched it maybe 1.6 times. Understood that a whole lot of nothing is actually on brand for Anne Rice and did not finish reading the book. She's not a good writer. I think she just had a big case of right idea at the right time and got lucky.
Scribbler Johnny
2024-01-26 15:22:16 +0000 UTC...I thought that was a bit. I had no idea it was a real movie, holy shit!
Scribbler Johnny
2024-01-26 15:18:29 +0000 UTCLouis isn’t in this movie. Porkula is supposed to be Armand, played by Antonio Banderas in the first movie.
Lolo
2024-01-25 06:38:09 +0000 UTCIt’s been a long time since I saw this, but I think little lord Porcula is Brad Pitt…’s character from Interview, Louis.
Vyncent
2024-01-24 22:31:04 +0000 UTCNo where else to write this since there aren’t any more Bigfeets posts (I get it, that podcast has a life of its own), but thanks, Jamie, for beating out Fallout Boy for the best We Didn’t Start the Fire cover in 2023.
SudsiestPanda
2024-01-24 21:47:38 +0000 UTCThank you for keeping the wheelchair bit in.
Bim Talzer
2024-01-24 20:09:46 +0000 UTCBad movie, but Lestat slithering onto that amp was a sexual awakening for me. I think I was the target audience, and i was a 13 year old sad girl so. . . yeah you guys were spot on about this movie good job.
Nyx Pheee
2024-01-24 17:11:02 +0000 UTC1. Do we now know who killed Aaliyah? 2. A butler named Cadbury is a solid Ritchie Rich reference, are you going to watch that, too? It seems like it would be a nice 1995 time machine. 3. I haven't seen Queen of the Damned in years, but the phrase Little Count Porkula evokes that face perfectly.
Jennifer B
2024-01-24 17:04:11 +0000 UTCThere is no shame in compromising some of your humanity for a big titty goth gf
Djonin Stark
2024-01-24 17:03:52 +0000 UTCI laughed my ass off in the lab, and my lab director asked what I was listening to. Apparently this movie was in the rotation of movies he watched in the 00s to cure his insomnia, along with Highlander 3 and Ginger Snaps.
Djonin Stark
2024-01-24 17:02:38 +0000 UTCMay Anne Rice's shade forgive us for what we have done here today, because God will not.
Brendan McGinley
2024-01-24 15:23:41 +0000 UTCI lived with my Hot Topic mall-goth girlfriend when this came out. She *loved* it, and bought the soundtrack immediately if I was smarter/wiser I would have ended it immediately I did not.
JimmyTheBlind
2024-01-24 14:54:14 +0000 UTCWell this feels like a personal attack
Ed Smith
2024-01-24 14:35:00 +0000 UTCVampires-Becoming-Rock-Stars movies reached their peak with Rockula (1990) starring Dean Cameron of Summer School and Ski School fame
Kevin Lynch
2024-01-24 13:51:11 +0000 UTCAnimal Factory (2000) for those looking for the finger in the butt movie. I didn't even have to look this up.... sigh.
joe dude
2024-01-24 13:43:09 +0000 UTCI remember I attempted to watch this movie (while insanely drunk) just to get to the part where my favorite song off the soundtrack was (“Body Crumbles”). I ended up passed out through it, and then discovered via the chapter list on the box that the song never appears in the movie. Frick.
Devon the Rogue Supreme
2024-01-24 13:07:29 +0000 UTC
