Podcasting Day: The Power Team Album with Todd in the Shadows 🌭
Added 2023-01-11 13:00:02 +0000 UTC
Let's imagine the majesty of Christ has compelled you to spread His message through the snapping of baseball bats and the mighty blowing of hot water bottles. Let's imagine you say yes. Now let's imagine you, the person making all these sane decisions, selects the perfect 14 songs to rip apart phone books to. Behold, Amen, you've imagined 1990's Power Team Soundtrack: The Ultimate Music from the Ultimate Demonstration.
It is beyond muscle. Beyond power. It's a purely non-sexual explosion of Christian energy, yet sometimes the perfect music for unrelated slow dancing. To help us understand this audio war against the non-ultimate, we brought on delightful YouTube music expert, Todd in the Shadows. Needless to say, we are now all Christian swordsmen with gorilla strength and something intangible to die for. Listen to it here! Or wherever podcasts give you strength.
You should know this is the most eclectic album in all powerlifting history. It's got rap, heavy metal, unknown, mistake, adult contemporary, child contemporary, angry gospel, and neo other. It is pure embarrassment, except when it rules, and we all loved it. Do the subscribes and likes, or better yet: join our Patreon.
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Comments
Christian anything is the line of work someone goes into when they're not good enough to be a regular whatever. Musician, actor, comedian, ventriloquist, anything. Anyone who has to sell themselves as a Christian version of their job sucks at it. See also right-wing comedians, actors, etc.
Matt Edwards
2023-01-17 02:48:07 +0000 UTCThat ending mashup is the sound of one of the members taking out a crucifix shaped syringe and transforming into a resident evil monster made out of biceps and mullets.
TomServoDoctor42
2023-01-12 21:22:38 +0000 UTCAll really good religious music is indistinguishable from fuckin' music. See: the entire career of Leonard Cohen
Daphne Lawless
2023-01-12 04:38:12 +0000 UTCIn 1998 I spent some time in a fundamentalist Christian cult and one of my favorite albums was Jesus Freak by DC Talk. Yes, I am ashamed of that, but not nearly as ashamed as I was before I heard this record. Jesus Freak fucks compared to this. I legit feel 20% more cool (overall lifetime rating) for never having enjoyed any part of the Power Team, and I left the cult for Catholicism because I wanted more rules.
Bonnybedlam
2023-01-11 22:36:50 +0000 UTCOh damn it's Todd! How the hell does this site keep getting better?
Clementine Danger
2023-01-11 21:50:41 +0000 UTCTag Yourself, I’m CENTAUR ROMNEY!
Chris “Ace” Hendrix
2023-01-11 14:45:30 +0000 UTCI'm just a sweaty slab of meat for Christ, looking for a Delilah who won't cut my hair until the last possible second of the mid-'90s demands it.
Brendan McGinley
2023-01-11 14:33:20 +0000 UTCTodd!!!!!
Andrew Kozma
2023-01-11 14:28:18 +0000 UTCMan, this reminds me I really need to make time to scan those Power Team comics I have.
Skebotron
2023-01-11 14:24:01 +0000 UTCWARNING! Listening to this album will cause all nearby phone books to explode!
Pee-Wee's Uncle
2023-01-11 13:53:47 +0000 UTCOh snap, it's Todd! Downloading now, can't wait to listen to this madness 😁
Dave Ruff
2023-01-11 13:44:30 +0000 UTC
