Office Dragon Sketches
Added 2024-04-06 15:16:25 +0000 UTCWhat would you do if you started work in a new office and found you were sat next to a grumpy dragon?
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Believe it or not Iโm not all that surprised to see a dragon working here. At my old office most of the staff were spontaneously turned into foxes! I was out sick that dayโฆ
Earthbound books
2024-04-09 15:51:28 +0000 UTCI'm loving the concept haha
AgonWolfe
2024-04-08 00:45:52 +0000 UTCI think she would look better with a shorter neck, she looks more of a snake then a dragon. But I like the look overall.
Spess Mahren
2024-04-07 00:54:16 +0000 UTC"So, why the long face?"
Sideshow
2024-04-06 21:12:48 +0000 UTCBoop her on the snoot and then accept the consequences ๐โ๏ธ๐คฏ๐ฅ๐
James333
2024-04-06 21:10:49 +0000 UTCHmmm, that is a tricky question to answer. Maybe pamper her to be more comfy and ask her out on a date to help her relax after work?
Stone Quillian III
2024-04-06 20:26:37 +0000 UTCGiven the all-seeing eye of HR and my damnably high professional standards, I'd make small talk about books I've read recently, assist in a standard professional way given (whatever role I have at this company), and occasionally ask if she'd like to take lunch with me, because there's a really good Indian place close by.
McZed
2024-04-06 18:44:13 +0000 UTCBe patient, and polite you're just starting and she's been here for a while. Help her when you can and try to offer a little service every day. Does she like coffee? Donuts? Maybe pick them up. Above all, listen, she's probably not grumpy at you, and if she is she the office will probably let you know why eventually. Work on that.
Some One
2024-04-06 18:13:47 +0000 UTCDon't think I'm gonna be able to read this one. I know it will lead to anitomicly-unrecognizable-hyper-inflation-sexy-fun-time... But the base of that dragon looks uncomfortable like my sister. Right down to the side eye resting bitch face...
CaptainRedJack
2024-04-06 18:13:38 +0000 UTCOffer her a neck massage. Although that would be against workplace protocol.
KC
2024-04-06 18:08:11 +0000 UTCReally depends on how well she messes with my terrible sense of humor (I'm in danger)
monocle
2024-04-06 17:45:28 +0000 UTCShe rather be home napping on her hoard. It's a lot of gold, but you never touch the principle.
Devon King
2024-04-06 17:28:01 +0000 UTCAlways love these character exploration sketches of yours
Itchigo Icetalons
2024-04-06 17:19:33 +0000 UTCShow her the Trogdor music video to cheer her up
ZeroV60
2024-04-06 16:49:27 +0000 UTCThat height difference certainly offers a nice view which one must not be TOO obvious about taking in.
Jenora Feuer
2024-04-06 16:31:51 +0000 UTCUnless sheโs trying to quit. And has to deal with her pent up frustrations some other way.
Earthbound books
2024-04-06 16:22:21 +0000 UTCI hate the no smoking policy too, but rules are rules. Maybe she could join me for one outside in the back alley? Or say after work?
Earthbound books
2024-04-06 16:17:37 +0000 UTCOh, like that's any sort of hell compared to working retail. I'd be willing to take a job sandwiched between two of them!
TetsuKnife
2024-04-06 15:58:52 +0000 UTCSlay her. Wink.
Mr Night Owl
2024-04-06 15:52:03 +0000 UTCYou bring in food. Always the best intro in a new workplace.
Damo
2024-04-06 15:51:15 +0000 UTCoffer a donut?
mazinja
2024-04-06 15:29:16 +0000 UTCProbably DM her over Teams about all the crap upper management puts us through.
GFrequency
2024-04-06 15:28:58 +0000 UTCWe're in a jollyjack comic, so be very careful about which floor we inevitably have sex on. Or get ready to turn into a dragon. There's a few ways this could go.
Wat
2024-04-06 15:26:34 +0000 UTCI love casual fantasy.
Golnor
2024-04-06 15:26:34 +0000 UTCTry and cheer her up, probably.
Silvador
2024-04-06 15:26:19 +0000 UTCTry to make her comfortable and show off my hoard of Superman figs.
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-04-06 15:24:37 +0000 UTCTry to make jokes and small talk. After all, she cute.
emailed333
2024-04-06 15:21:01 +0000 UTCPray we both got overtime?
Otaku Twenty-Four Seven
2024-04-06 15:20:34 +0000 UTCTime to start making some awkward small talk in the hopes she finds me charming. All else fails, invest in fire proof boxers.
Zero514
2024-04-06 15:19:45 +0000 UTCLooks like corporate snivy, lol. I love it.
FylexFyelds
2024-04-06 15:19:40 +0000 UTCAt least I'd know the coffee would be hot.
Not Here
2024-04-06 15:19:06 +0000 UTCI would not ask her to fetch me coffee...
pmsrw3
2024-04-06 15:18:26 +0000 UTCOffer her gold and sacrificial virgins to not roast me
Chumlee99
2024-04-06 15:17:17 +0000 UTC
