[NSFW] [M4F] "Testing The Limits" With The Tatted Brazilian Boy Next Door
Added 2025-05-05 10:00:05 +0000 UTCIts National Thigh And Dry Humpin' Day, come celebrate cutie
hellooooooo.... today is officially the National Thigh And Dry Humpin' Day (declared by me), and for that, I had to make something super super, super focused on it :)))
SUMMARY:
You’re new in town and just starting to move in when everything seems to go wrong—the heater in your new place breaks, and the moving truck is running late. It's already been a rough day... and then you slip on some wet snow right in front of your cute new neighbor. Yep, rock bottom. But the good news? There’s only one way to go from here—up. And that’s exactly what happens: your neighbor invites you in to wait for the truck in some warm, dry clothes. You decide to say yes—and suddenly, the day doesn’t seem so bad after all, and it will only get better :).
Listener is called: pretty, good girl like 500 times, cute, one mention of listener acting slutty and wanting to be bent over like a toy.
Super awkward, stuffy, and heavy on improv and kissing. Listening back to it really made me feel like it sounded like a normal hookup, with the porn logic aside, of course. Hope y'all enjoy it! Maybe next month we'll get the CNC option from the last poll; it was pretty close, after all.
Part 2?
MMMMMWAH
Comments
You know sometimes when a hot brazillian man offers you a change of clothes you just gotta strip🤭
Car
2025-10-11 04:58:58 +0000 UTC...yes.
overlay
2025-10-03 02:59:40 +0000 UTC“Why do you not have your clothes on” wait back up 😭😭😭😭 did listener just strip in this man’s house omfg 😭
Shay
2025-10-03 02:58:03 +0000 UTCeu tinha esquecido como esse áudio é tesudo to goonando a hrs
👩🎤
2025-08-25 02:48:42 +0000 UTCmeu deus do céu quando você começa a falar em português nós putinhas ficamos enriçadas
👩🎤
2025-06-26 17:03:46 +0000 UTCNow I'm 100% sure aliens exist and this is the proof cause this is DEFINITELY NOT of earthly origin.
argentumsound
2025-06-09 13:57:02 +0000 UTCI——— idek how I got here or who I am anymore at this point but uh….🚶♀️🧍♀️…. yeah. I’m🧍♀️……uh……. …. oh boy.
whoknos
2025-06-01 09:52:33 +0000 UTCpart2 please！😚
风 秦
2025-05-26 10:06:27 +0000 UTCyou are unbelievable 😭😭 also…duh we want a part 2
honeymoon
2025-05-25 23:05:40 +0000 UTCbloom did you put heroin in this damn audio im addicted
sav
2025-05-24 07:26:45 +0000 UTCPllleeeaaasseeee tell me what it meant im on the verge of buying a dictionary at this point 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Emmm
2025-05-21 08:36:46 +0000 UTCNaaaaaaaaaaaah cause the code switch was too much i had to pause & let that shit marinate on the side…BEING BILINGUAL IS SUCH A GIFT BRO 😭
Crum
2025-05-21 02:10:08 +0000 UTCFlip flops and socks? You monster 😉
EmShd
2025-05-17 21:36:49 +0000 UTCAbout to beat the hulk with this one 🔥
Chycan American
2025-05-17 02:37:04 +0000 UTCIn my mind in the beginning he had flip flops and socks and a warm pair of gray sweatpants.
sweet treat
2025-05-16 21:06:46 +0000 UTCIm starting to think I need better fucking neighbors.
Chaos
2025-05-16 14:26:44 +0000 UTCI am zooted and cannot for the life of me get this comparison out of my head; your "hellooooooo" is giving Miss. Doubtfire vibes rotfl https://tinyurl.com/4nt26twv
Lex
2025-05-15 23:27:09 +0000 UTCAaaaand the smooth slip into Portuguese damn near almost ended my life. How tf am I supposed to look at Jesus in the face and explain death by coffee bec my ass forgot how to swallow.
silly goose
2025-05-15 04:11:00 +0000 UTCThe new 🎙️ catches the whispers and mutters very nicely! It’s the cute lil mhm’s for me bahahaha.
silly goose
2025-05-15 04:03:36 +0000 UTCSO REAL LMFAAOOO
k
2025-05-13 22:04:11 +0000 UTCur so real cause roomie bloom is my top bloom too
k
2025-05-13 22:02:54 +0000 UTCjust finished in more ways than one - PLEASE DO A PART TWO this was sooo hot and the new mic is *chefs kiss* ty for keeping me fed while i am stressed moving into my first apartment on my own 🩵 MWAH
k
2025-05-13 03:16:56 +0000 UTCIM MOVING INTO A NEW APARTMENT AND THIS IS THE BEST AUDIO FOR ME HOLLYYYY - can’t wait to finish it
k
2025-05-13 02:49:10 +0000 UTCwhen he mentioned his TATTOOS DYHDTZZXZSXSSWEGCSDCDGVGGFRY 👹👹👹👹👹
Alyak00
2025-05-10 04:29:12 +0000 UTCI actually started learning Portuguese for these audios ngl
yirenr
2025-05-08 19:14:24 +0000 UTCI'm glad there was a difference :)
overlay
2025-05-08 00:31:53 +0000 UTCHi this new mic is crazy good
aemilia
2025-05-07 23:43:43 +0000 UTCBloomie 😭😭 that Portuguese makes my pants disappear every time 😩
hellosunshine ☀️
2025-05-07 21:50:29 +0000 UTCgotta keep those tattoos moisturised 😌
Jeesi
2025-05-07 09:59:08 +0000 UTC"does my hand on the back of your neck help?" WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
frankie
2025-05-07 07:57:06 +0000 UTCBloom’s audios got my ovaries thinking it’s ovulation day way too early 🫠
Biet 𐙚 ̊
2025-05-07 03:33:55 +0000 UTCBruce Almighty'd made me cackle 😂 I will never be able to listen to this now without picturing the listener just poofing her clothes off like that
pastel_violet
2025-05-07 01:19:31 +0000 UTC😤😮💨 Ugh, this was terrific 😤. Like, this hit spot after spot after spot. The bit of Portuguese sprinkled in there too? 🤯🫠. Is Neighbour Bloom about to be my favourite series after Roomie Bloom? That touching grass line 😂 Also, feel like you've teased counter sex in a couple of audios before, but have torturously never followed through with this 😭. Part two, pretty please 🍒🥺
TangryOwl
2025-05-06 22:44:55 +0000 UTCThe ease with which she enters a stranger's home and Bruce Almighty'd is wild. Seems a little crazy, and got me thinking she might be a lowkey villain; she moved in, targeted him as her next obsession, and set the plan in motion. Were the movers late, or had it been rescheduled due to the snow? Was it weird that the heater stopped working? Yea, yea it was. Part 2, I'm down. Also, from one tatted to another, try glitter. Turn off the lights, open the shades, and watch them shine.
Lex
2025-05-06 21:52:59 +0000 UTCVanilla, aham. Tá. Btw: scene- me squealing inside, as quiet as humanly possible, as you throw portuguese right in there. Difícil. NSFW indeed. Gurls: BLOOM IS FOR BED ONLY. Isso que dá querer ouvir fora de hora hahahaha Part 2, yes please?
Jackie S.
2025-05-06 17:55:09 +0000 UTClast comment i promise; the plot of you coming back to the kitchen and seeing half naked girl gave me tiktok audio “where yo clothes at” vibes 😭😭😭 (me af if i ever encountered bloom btw AHAHA)
ও
2025-05-06 17:51:12 +0000 UTC(starting to just become a blunt & unhinged fan of your work) — i also just bought a new .. flower.. and was gonna test it to the big teddy hump audio, just to open patreon and see this surprise; yay me fr<3
ও
2025-05-06 17:45:36 +0000 UTCcrazy how you included: “one mention of listener acting slutty and wanting to be bent over like a toy” because that’s exactly how i feel right now (:
ও
2025-05-06 17:43:31 +0000 UTCThe way this shit made me feel is literally unmatched. Hot damn 🔥
Syd
2025-05-06 15:16:39 +0000 UTCDoes bro know that he purrs?
ava
2025-05-06 10:06:48 +0000 UTCLast 10 mins of this and the “fuck” at 31:20🫠🪦
ava
2025-05-06 10:00:31 +0000 UTCjaw actually dropped at 18:35?? bloom...
nora
2025-05-06 09:25:50 +0000 UTCi have genuinely prayed for this type of audio… thank yew
meep
2025-05-06 06:28:23 +0000 UTCpart2 bloom please please please bloom please🥺
Bubblingfountain
2025-05-06 06:12:43 +0000 UTCthis was tew goodddd😭 need a part 2 asapppp!!!!!
jae
2025-05-06 03:29:42 +0000 UTCmy good sir this is thee most intimate and filthy vanilla ever… giving me much to ponder about cause getting thigh tattoos wet has actually blown my mind a little. need part 2 expeditiously
sariyha
2025-05-06 02:46:08 +0000 UTCive been waiting for times like this … bless up
afeekah
2025-05-06 00:48:38 +0000 UTCWelp my plans for today have changed
V
2025-05-05 23:28:09 +0000 UTCevery time you make an audio and call it “vanilla” it somehow ends up being the most toe curling and brain melting shit i’ve ever heard
redcaramel
2025-05-05 22:09:50 +0000 UTCListened to this in the bath. Im not sorry.
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
2025-05-05 22:05:31 +0000 UTCMakes me wanna hurry and get more tattoos for some reason.
bluview.
2025-05-05 21:15:26 +0000 UTCWell shucks.
bluview.
2025-05-05 21:13:51 +0000 UTCthank you for the new national holiday i will be celebrating from this year foward! 😋
meghan
2025-05-05 20:07:35 +0000 UTCSir, there was nothing vanilla about this.
carriemeaway
2025-05-05 19:07:21 +0000 UTCafter listening to this audio, im putting national thigh and dry humpin’ day into my calendar
sav
2025-05-05 18:43:25 +0000 UTC“he is so full of himself!” yeah well im trynna be full of him too
M
2025-05-05 18:11:01 +0000 UTC😭😭😭
♡, Fernanda
2025-05-05 18:07:56 +0000 UTCthe amount of kissing, the sprinkled in Portuguese, the glistening tattoos? I'm making it sloppy alright orz
♡, Fernanda
2025-05-05 18:04:06 +0000 UTCEy man this look pretty good ma- …..where yo clothes at
Sam
2025-05-05 18:02:45 +0000 UTCIdec, play this audio at My funeral tbh. 🫠
Tamrahh
2025-05-05 17:55:08 +0000 UTCcumming on thigh tattoos 🤤🤤 waaa I'm salivating
blaze
2025-05-05 17:48:22 +0000 UTCWell, good thing I bought new pillowcases and stuff last week... And that there are slots open for laundry tomorrow.
FavouriteFelony
2025-05-05 17:47:04 +0000 UTCIf these two don’t have full penetrative sex soon I’m gonna lose it
⤜♡→ Misty ⤜♡→
2025-05-05 17:39:32 +0000 UTCPlease part 2!
Maddy
2025-05-05 17:36:37 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU KING
FreakyMinionCar
2025-05-05 15:55:05 +0000 UTCPart 2? Yes. Yep. Definitely 💋
Nikolette
2025-05-05 14:41:52 +0000 UTCOoh vanilla bloomie yayyy
Peachyspit
2025-05-05 14:11:45 +0000 UTCThis is the perfect holiday gift 🎁 I'm ready to relax with this sweet treat
Daine Fluck
2025-05-05 14:02:49 +0000 UTC‘i don’t think running your hand through my chest hairs is considered touching grass’ IS SENDING ME
julia
2025-05-05 13:54:35 +0000 UTCi love this! we need a part 2 plz
ivy
2025-05-05 12:56:36 +0000 UTC"it's definitely not your lucky day" – i'm pretty sure it is actually
julie
2025-05-05 11:56:11 +0000 UTCwait, which reddit audio is that??
Kate
2025-05-05 11:46:05 +0000 UTCcoming back to this YES PART 2 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE i will never be normal again
mini
2025-05-05 11:31:35 +0000 UTCImma need a part 2 plz
nere
2025-05-05 10:54:31 +0000 UTCholy fuck im DIZZEYYYY masterful gambit sir as always
mini
2025-05-05 10:52:04 +0000 UTCI was just thinking about the thigh-humping reddit audio that introduced me to you in the first place so this gets a very enthusiastic and horny FUCK YESSSSS from me 🫠
Bee
2025-05-05 10:49:21 +0000 UTCreturning post-listen and being a whore openly to say i will definitely be revisiting this a lot, a lot of stops were covered in this for me dare i say it might be one of my new favorites 🙂↕️ also recently got new headphones and between your mic and the headphones this sounded like you were directly in my brain 🫠 also also we do need a part 2 yes
Vera Saturday
2025-05-05 10:45:00 +0000 UTCi've been waiting for this one
julie
2025-05-05 10:34:49 +0000 UTCyou do not wanna hear the sound that left my mouth after seeing this pop up in my notifications
simone
2025-05-05 10:33:30 +0000 UTCThe "Bulge rubbin <3" tag...it's not even midday here, JFC EDIT: finally got a chance to listen. Um yes please for a part 2 🥺
EmShd
2025-05-05 10:29:14 +0000 UTCI've been brought back from the dead vanilla, awkward, cute? I started rubbing my hands together like a fly, say no more ‼️‼️
dangie 💌
2025-05-05 10:20:38 +0000 UTCloins will be burning until i get to listen after class 🔥🔥
sariyha
2025-05-05 10:12:03 +0000 UTCI mean, I guess I will squeeze in a quick Bloom fix before starting my day 😏
Chaos
2025-05-05 10:09:12 +0000 UTCSCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP this update is everything!!
Bubblingfountain
2025-05-05 10:05:40 +0000 UTCLIFE IS WORTH THE LIVINGGG (i was /im/patiently waiting for this, thank you)
Vera Saturday
2025-05-05 10:02:06 +0000 UTC
