"Plus Sized Model" and Some Teasers

“Plus Sized Model” by BS Writer

(to the tune of “Pinball Wizard” by The Who)

She was a supermodel

And she loved to strut her stuff

But now she has to waddle

Cause her body's made of fluff

I’ve seen many like her

And now I’ll tell you what

That heavy supermodel

Sure has a great big butt

Well her legs were long and slim

She had shredded washboard abs

But now her thighs are rubbin’

And her belly’s turned to flab

Her hips are gettin bigger

Those legs no longer strut

That heavy supermodel

Sure has a great big butt

She’s a plus sized model

Fatter than the rest

A plus sized model

With big huge supple breasts

How much do you think she’s weighin’? I don’t know

She sure must eat a ton

She’s such a greedy piggy

Can’t get enough to eat

She’ll eat things soft or sticky

Savory or sweet

Lots and lots of junk food

Ends up in her gut

That heavy supermodel

Sure has a great big butt

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Hope you enjoyed that. Supermodels came in second in our exclusive cuts poll, so I wanted to do something with it. And once I had the first line, Pinball Wizard got stuck in my head with it, so there ya go.

Here's some other updates and teasers to make the post worth the time for those of you who don't care for fetish based parody lyrics:

First of all, a more detailed update schedule, including goals for the upcoming year with this Patreon will be laid out tomorrow in a post exclusively for Patreon members.

Those patrons also voted for the theme of the next volume of "Fat Trimmings: Exclusive Cuts" which will be... Personal trainers! Next week, I'll be releasing two short stories entitled "Lexi Lards Up" and "Fit to Fat and Never Back" (Because you know if I'm posting stories about personal trainers blowing up one of them has to be fit to fat themed.

Here is a sneak peek of "Lexi Lards Up"

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Lexi thought she could do anything. With her slim and athletic figure, her naturally quick metabolism, and the admiration from everyone around her because of how energetic and sexy she was, Lexi felt absolutely unstoppable. She knew she could do anything. And the thing she loved to do more than anything else was to tell other people what to do.

“Move your fat ass, loser!”

“You call that a sit-up, porky?”

“You piggies disgust me. Keep running and maybe you can sweat off some of this bacon.”

That’s why she became a personal trainer. It was the perfect platform for forcing people to admire her. It allowed her to show off her extremely fit body every day while constantly belittling people she knew were beneath her, fat people, mostly. These fatties were so fat and dumb that they paid her to humiliate them, to make them sweat and demean themselves for her amusement. Lexi loved every moment of watching her clients suffer. Sometimes they actually lost some weight, but more often, Lexi just made them suffer to the point where they would give up without actually losing anything, or worse, gaining some from the increased stress.

That was fine with Lexi of course. Whenever one fatty quit there was always another fatty to take their place. There were always more overweight clients than actual training hours in the day, so sometimes Lexi would be purposefully extra mean to clients when she knew there were other whales waiting. She was like a restaurant trying to move through tables.

And things were great until karma finally bit Lexi in her soon to be fat, blubbery, butt.

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"Lexi Lards Up" features weight gain, revenge, binge eating, fat talk, humiliation and lots of it in a conveniently small package.

Remember, "Exclusive Cuts" are only available to Patreon patrons, so become a patron today!

Also this week:

A new volume of "Fat Trimmings" featuring stories entitled: "Big Pig", "The Mighty Have Fallen", "Michelle Wants to Be Fat" and "What If? (Part 6)

I'll also be releasing a new chapter of "The Scales of Time", my ongoing story of magic, weight gain, and revenge.

I'm also working on a new commission called "Nightmare Pigs" that is set to begin releasing later this month. What is "Nightmare Pigs" about? You'll have become a patron and see tomorrow's update to find out.