The Overly Dramatic Diary of Severus Snape (Page 1)
Added 2024-02-07 12:00:05 +0000 UTC

A humorous take on Snape's tendency towards dramatics. The title of this page is called "A Certain Bleakness". Keep in mind, you have only been gone for 3 days. He is the Prince of Drama!
π€£π€£π€£ oh I love this!
Kitten
2025-05-12 07:14:06 +0000 UTC
It wasn't a huge hit, but I thought it was hilarious. I would like to do more. I might have to make a few new entries.
Severus Snape
2025-05-11 20:34:13 +0000 UTC
I know I'm late to this one, (just came across it) but it hits perfectly with my dry humor bone. Love it! I'm hoping sweet Sev has more diary entries like this. TY β€οΈ
HA
2025-05-11 17:53:41 +0000 UTC
Yourself to blame, Sev? That better just be blaming yourself for sending me out on an errand and not for falling in love! Silly man!
Kat.
2025-04-27 00:50:15 +0000 UTC
Sevβ¦dearestβ¦I only went to get us some coffee down the hall. Everything is OK. π«’π€π€£
Darling
2025-02-09 14:48:28 +0000 UTC
Hahaha π€£
Microlulu
2025-01-22 07:59:18 +0000 UTC
For 1 sec I wanna giggle "It's only 3 days you blithering idiot?!" in Prof. McGonagall's voice. Then I realised I probably didn't reassure him that we will be back shortly, or we just didn't tell him what we were doing. Let's give him all the cuddles he deservesβ₯οΈ
But still, only 3 days my dear π€£
Ericia Sonata Grimm
2024-12-23 02:48:09 +0000 UTC
It was my attempt at humor. π
Severus Snape
2024-10-05 20:38:07 +0000 UTC
ALL THIS AND JUST 3 DAYS GONE! Omggggg ππππ
May π
2024-10-05 20:35:25 +0000 UTC
Omg this reminds me of Snape's Diary by Potter Puppet Pals. Surely it's cannon that Snape keeps a diary if more than one creator has done this. π
Jamie
2024-10-04 06:39:43 +0000 UTC
Yeah, without the context or title it doesn't hit the mark as I intended. The majority of people on YouTube didn't get it and it was a huge flop. π€£ Once again, everything I love is everyone's least favorite. It's so funny. I think I curse it by saying I love this or this is one of my best. I laughed the entire time making it and was so excited to post it on Patreon and share on youtube to attract more members, and it was a colossal failure. Oh well. I still want to make more. Same with Pride and Prejudice.
Severus Snape
2024-02-13 02:39:52 +0000 UTC
I usually read a description first before listening, but this time I listened to this audio twice before reading the description. And laughed out loud !!π€£π
I went to visit my parents for 3 days... Severus meanwhile: "How does one breathe through such pain...?)"
Hahaaaha, I can't π
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And the music is so fitting, so dramatic !π€£π
"Sev, I'll be back tomorrow β€οΈ Don't cry, my sweet little baby β€οΈπ
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Jenna
2024-02-13 02:27:48 +0000 UTC
Poor sweetheart . I need to come back soon!π
Jennifer Williams
2024-02-09 05:35:59 +0000 UTC
He is a dying flower in a vast desert of lovelessness... πππ Damn you must give him some good lovin'. This man is starved.
Severus Snape
2024-02-07 19:01:40 +0000 UTC
βIβm wilted.β Iβll be back soon Severus, relax! π
The music in this is so perfect!
Sarai Soleil-Snape
2024-02-07 18:55:36 +0000 UTC
Aww, what if he talked to himself in his diary because he had no one else to talk to before you came into his life. π wait this went from funny to sad. Quick, squirt me with the water bottle. Now I'm being dramatic. It's spreading!
Severus Snape
2024-02-07 16:15:52 +0000 UTC
Without the context it isn't as funny. But when you realize he is being even more dramatic by falling apart over your having gone for only a couple days to visit a friend, it's hilarious. At least to me.
Severus Snape
2024-02-07 16:02:03 +0000 UTC
Yay! I had so much fun making this and was giggling the whole time, but was thinking no one else is going to think this is funny. Will they get it? I'm so glad it landed. β€
Severus Snape
2024-02-07 15:58:46 +0000 UTC
I was thinking about the times he threw tantrums in the books, and I couldn't ignore his dramatics.
Severus Snape
2024-02-07 15:56:01 +0000 UTC
Right? Me too. I was laughing the entire time I made this. Especially when I added the music.
Severus Snape
2024-02-07 15:54:24 +0000 UTC
I love and agree with all of these comments but I also had to laugh at the idea that he can only berate himself in his diary because when he does it in person I spray him with a water bottle like a bad cat βno, be nice to my favorite personβ so thatβs why heβs so mean to himself in here π
Saiorse
2024-02-07 15:53:06 +0000 UTC
Omg I didn't know I needed this so bad π₯Ή
βοΈ AimΓͺ Souza βοΈ
2024-02-07 13:59:28 +0000 UTC
"You have only been gone for 3 days" is killing me π€£π€£π€£ I love the drama! That is how I wanna be missed π€£π€£π€£
Liv
2024-02-07 12:25:30 +0000 UTC
I love this dramatic side of him, he's too much but it's kind of cute !
Anne
2024-02-07 12:24:13 +0000 UTC
Omg!!! Lol I can't!!! I have and love cats! This is how ive always imagined how dramatic they are! This is brilliant! A great way to start the day is snort/laughing while drinking my coffee! We need more dairy entries!!!!!
B.Me.Always
2024-02-07 12:21:00 +0000 UTC
It is quite sweet I guess
Eileen Lyddon
2024-02-07 12:10:03 +0000 UTC
You are a genius! I loved this diary!
Diana Rockwood
2024-02-07 12:08:11 +0000 UTC
"A memory of time..." dear, only 3 days... LOL
Diana Rockwood
2024-02-07 12:07:09 +0000 UTC