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Masterclass Just Keeps Paying War Criminals

Today we're watching American, four-star general Stanley Mcchrystal's Masterclass. He's going to teach us how overseeing the War On Terror and the JSOC torture and assassination program taught him how to run a successful consulting business...

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Masterclass Just Keeps Paying War Criminals

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This is genuinely your best opportunity to segue to Odoo. Release it. Do it. You know you want to.

Modest Badger

Only paying a Christmas Patreon visit, so out of date on this one, but what a cold-hearted cunt. Merry Christmas everyone anyway. It's past Boxing Day there anyway, so fuck it. I'm glad it's over. I'll write an edgy poem for you about consumerism and drunkenly read it for £1. What was i on about again oh yeah this prick, evil shite of a man, rich as the pig shit he rolls around in.

Guero

So psychotic, meanwhile us, the psychopaths terrorizing and invading your country, we’re the good guys. I am offended to even see this man’s face. And he thinks he’s really done something special or impressive. What a loser.

Nonsense

Corporations literally doing anything but paying the people who are making them money. Whilst the foundation of their profits live on the edge of being able to afford their own lives, they pay big name advisors to tell them the most basic soulless platitudes. It's so maddening how disconnected the big wigs are.

Tinno

Can we get a video about the rise of "operator" influencers? I'm sick of seeing these former special forces guys clout farming and getting almost zero pushback. I'm not sure why professional killers should be "influencing" anybody. Just another symptom of American culture 🇺🇸

souper_sans43

Bruh wtf is this guy's emphasis on big Zoom calls lmao

Raj Kaur

I appreciate the self-reflection when Alex asks why they’re still watching/ supporting Masterclass. No shade though, it’s prime content and entertainment material and I love hearing you guys dunk on these bozos!

MadShatteR

Omg, please tell me what you got out of it, no judgement!

Boy Boy

I am one of those who used to subscribe to Masterclass 😅

KB

I love how he tries to pretend like "running" a business management software company is the same as directly ordering strikes on innocent civilians in the middle east

Daniel

Once again, would love a podcast that's mostly chatting shit. Maybe an occasional interview

Em Robertson

I guess no Dick Cheney Masterclass video 😂

Adam Bryer

Dick cheney saw this video and fucking died

Char1ie

Love you guys. Haha Taliban is Netflix Thanks for the laughs despite the "Master Class" being so fkn dystopian and insane

Hayden

Referring to Islamist extremist as just guys defending their country is wild lol

SmokingSlav

I really want to meet someone who actually listens to this and takes notes

Boy Boy

We'll keep the lessons coming!

Boy Boy

unbelievable

Boy Boy

I cannot believe they went for the sympathy angle here, I can't wait to see the treatment Netanyahu gets on this platform

Boy Boy

It is so bizarre and mind melting to see so many examples of this in Masterclass. It almost feels like they're making videos just for us. You have to reach the peak of militarism in a society for this kind of thing to feel normal, it's so depressing

Boy Boy

the perfect combo

Boy Boy

Fair enough, we had fun watching it and we thought there was some really funny examples in here, they definitely say a million things worth criticizing. We'll be having a QandA on the discord soon. We just pulled off an insane stunt this week and we'll have something juicy coming out this month

Boy Boy

Hahahaha we've done quite a few of them now, I reckon we'd have a pretty padded out list

Boy Boy

If only they had a war criminal in their board meetings

Boy Boy

Napalm is the original Branch-2-Branch defoliant

Boy Boy

Omg that is awful... You see all this far-right anti-immigrant sentiment over there, but they're focusing on the wrong foreigners. They should be chasing out Stanley Mchrystal

Boy Boy

Interesting! I assumed it was the other way around. Masterclass is paying these guys for the same reason their paid to be consultants for underarmor... a weird marketing exercise to show that their company can attract the biggest names. But it's probably a mix of everything, the collaboration helps everyone

Boy Boy

They're so soul destroying! I can't believe this world exists

Boy Boy

That's why he makes the big bucks

Boy Boy

The wildest part is he peppers these platitudes with something insane like "we need a 7000 person zoom call"

Boy Boy

When you hear CEOs and executives speak it makes it even more glaringly obvious that they're parasites who don't actually contribute to anything because all they can say are generic platitudes that a toddler would know like "we need to sell more things" and "we should know who our competitors are." But they say these things as if they're some deep genius logic.

daniel schmitt

I wish I could get paid millions of dollars to tell corporate executives, "you should know what the company you work at does." Before the war criminal told them this nugget, the guys at Underarmor thought their company made break pads.

daniel schmitt

The Masterclass reacts are among some of my favourite videos you've made 😭😭

Just Another Blonde

There was an article about McChrystal where they interviewed a woman at a company he was being paid to consult. Her take was "it's the same basic advice you hear everywhere else, but he killed people so the guys think he's got special insight."

Comrade Crozier

I honestly think these are all just advertisements, like the military and the CIA are trying to market themselves to students and young professionals who watch Masterclass. That's why the hosts focus so much on their image and so little on giving actual lessons

catloaf

Oh, so this is why Thames Water, a company with a monopoly on selling a human right is in so much debt, not only do they pay massive dividends to share holders and huge salaries to their executives, they're also paying for advice from war criminals! No wonder there's no funding for water infrastructure in the most drought-hit part of the UK. Joseph Bazalgette's sewer system deserves so much better! (also some really great pained facial expressions from Alex in this, always the best part of the master class videos)

Izzy_aoe

crazy that doing war crimes automatically makes you qualified to give business advice

victoria dzieciol

"here's what napalming children has taught me about B2B sales"

CoffeeSoap

If only Blockbuster held a 7000 person zoom meeting, they might still be around today :(

Ronan Mc Hugh

masterclass tier list when

Geneva

Benjamin Netanyahu will get a Masterclass where he talks about becoming an advisor for Chipotle and then offhand mention killing 200k palestinians as a sidenote

Adam Bryer

This felt like a point for point copy of the CIA masterclass, feels a bit like scraping the bottom of the barrel of Masterclass at this point. The George Bush one was my fav, but it seems like none of these guys ever say anything worth criticizing. I'd love to hear updates on whatever video you have upcoming, anything new on the dog meat video? I've been excited for that one for like two years haha

Adam Bryer

i love war crimes and yaoi

ray

The way he ties “leadership” lessons from war crimes into corporate culture really shows how normalized militarism is in American capitalism. It’s absurd how openly MasterClass props people like this up as if dehumanization and imperialism are admirable traits. Maybe that’s the real purpose of things like MasterClass - not to teach, but to reinforce and legitimize those power structure. Or, on the other side, provide something for y’all to challenge that normalization - which is the one good outcome I think.

Em

Hearing the way McCrystal very confidently represents himself here is especially jarring (/maddening) having relistened to the earlier seasons of Blowback recently. "I was so sad I was in the news 😢 👉👈 i did a silly" bruuuuh. Also the neckline of the Ribena shirt continues to reflect the state of my mental health (hanging in there). Happy Halloween Boy and Boy (+ third Boy).

Richard Nixon

I'm ok with no more master class unless Bibi Too Much US/EU$ gets a master class, because I genuinely want to know how they could spin that into something positive.

Alex18000655506

"You always have another day". Not if someone drops a bomb on you.

Milkshiekh

Thanks Boy and Boy I now know how to commit war crimes 🩷

https.lily

What a massive piece of shit this guy is, but it’s sad to think that had he actually committed suiside, nothing would have changed… It’s funny to see him call Zarqawi ruthless (rightly so) but defending the same establishment that created thousands of Zarqawis… it’s very sickening that people will actually listen to stuff like this. It makes me really sad.

ItsAMeeee

Simple: one you notice, the other you don't.

cbx

I dont see the difference between beheading or blowing someone up with a rocket, yet these warcriminals always do. I would genuinely love to know how these 2 things are any different from one another.

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