America's Sexiest Prison
Added 2024-11-30 11:02:26 +0000 UTCProducer Michael got tired of reviewing civilian mansions, so he's moved into the luxurious, billion-dollar industry of state-repression. Come and see America's most beautiful prison!
We made reference to the following clip in the video, but we didn't want to include it for safety reasons. Content Warning: Police Shooting an unarmed civilian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuWQE0HZ3IU
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Comments
I love that the cop looks like a young Morrissey
emma hyman
2025-12-20 19:43:44 +0000 UTCi'm a social worker on a minimum security psych ward and it is making me sick to my stomach to listen to that cop talk about the restraint chair like that
s.ophiejohn
2025-12-06 02:33:26 +0000 UTClate af, but nothing more american than digesting over-engineered, inhumane police detainment methods with costco analogies !!
taurobolium
2025-10-15 22:09:26 +0000 UTCI might be a little dumb and missing sarcasm, but uh steering wheels are just on the left in the US
Trinity
2025-09-18 02:04:24 +0000 UTCi take it back i wanna be a human burrito x
Cameron Armstrong
2025-08-31 19:55:31 +0000 UTCevery minute of this video further diminished my will to ever set foot in the US
Cameron Armstrong
2025-08-31 19:53:00 +0000 UTCWhat is this background
spiderkitty
2025-08-08 10:24:05 +0000 UTCso many creative ways to detain people wow!
Kelip
2025-07-02 23:16:58 +0000 UTCThe cop car tour hits different in june '25
Violabridge
2025-06-19 16:26:04 +0000 UTCTwo minutes in "can we tase somebody?!?!" This one's gonna be rough.
Grae
2025-04-18 14:56:53 +0000 UTC3rd DUI, minor crime; attending a protest, get in the fucking hole!
Ehhh
2025-04-07 19:52:53 +0000 UTCboomer humor
Moth Alder
2025-03-26 22:02:23 +0000 UTC21:50 the most american sentence to ever exist is saying that a cop car interior feels like being a kid in a toy store
graceica
2025-03-20 01:12:14 +0000 UTCI personally chew on my walls to calm myself down, you guys should try it for your next video
graceica
2025-03-19 20:37:42 +0000 UTCIf I had that money to upgrade my prison cell I might have just committed 3 DUI s to get away form wife and kids for 2 days.
Jan Sitko
2025-03-18 23:34:36 +0000 UTCNext video boy boy go to NJ to have a batt fest
Quwabo
2025-02-19 15:19:59 +0000 UTCStill haven’t got it working, did u?
Cat M
2025-01-23 11:58:26 +0000 UTCI've been strapped in one of those chairs before, not a fun time
Lou
2025-01-02 21:16:33 +0000 UTCI’m a boomer, can’t find the link n only just downloaded discord 🤣
Cat M
2024-12-22 15:59:05 +0000 UTCThe discord link isn't working for me! It just brings up a blank screen.. did you manage to get in?
Joshi Perera
2024-12-22 03:16:15 +0000 UTCWhat’s up homeboys, shit happened and now I can’t afford the yearly subscription, but I think it just went through. Could you please refund it? 😭💔 Thank yew, Li
li
2024-12-19 04:47:56 +0000 UTCBoys boys, why are you not live streaming anymore?!?
Christopher Licameli
2024-12-16 20:10:32 +0000 UTCif you click the membership tab on patreon, there should be a link to join. you will also have to link your patreon and discord accounts through the discord settings.
cruzal
2024-12-13 06:15:21 +0000 UTCQueens how do I get on the discord? Got stream withdrawals
Cat M
2024-12-10 14:18:19 +0000 UTCtoo much? ayo?
Anton Vogi
2024-12-03 22:30:04 +0000 UTCYeah it's such a tragedy so many people in America literally view incarcerated people like animals (or less than that honestly) right up until they themselves or their dumbass kid gets incarcerated and then they're like oh wow this is so bad like no shit putting human beings in bondage and having them do slave labor for the state or even private companies a lot of the time is bad and then even when they get to that point they still think it's cool to do it to people with too much melanin in their skin
Alex Shelton
2024-12-03 20:56:33 +0000 UTCwhy is producer michael a sweet baby boy
victoria
2024-12-03 19:01:47 +0000 UTCyou've posted about a lot of evil people before. these people are like, goddamn. next level. giddy about how evil they are
Kat Reynolds
2024-12-03 00:24:09 +0000 UTCAlex, will you try to make the cool sticky tracking device for a video?
Zach McCahon
2024-12-02 23:31:49 +0000 UTCThis episode has everything: poop talk, farts’ mentions and Producer Michael! PM collab when?
Neuza
2024-12-02 21:49:53 +0000 UTCI want someone to look at me the way Aleksa does when Alex is laughing at his jokes….Or have someone laugh at my jokes the way Alex does….love your bro love my dudes
Ankie
2024-12-02 13:27:42 +0000 UTCare y'all able to do subtitles on patreon?
Tate Havlovitz
2024-12-02 03:58:53 +0000 UTCCan't wait for the drones with Predator vision to start monitoring my daily bowel movement
BonJordo
2024-12-01 18:52:27 +0000 UTCGlad to see Aleksa’s getting comfortable showing off more boob, so he doesn’t have to worry about that ribena shirt wearing down and showing “more and more cleavage in each video” (his words).
Em
2024-11-30 22:06:10 +0000 UTCImagine porn-cop getting his hair done and eyebrows waxed to impress Producer Michael
Gnome Chomsky
2024-11-30 21:22:30 +0000 UTCI am getting psych ward flashbacks
gaycapybara
2024-11-30 17:23:36 +0000 UTCAleksa is it true that you record your videos in the prison suite because its cheaper than a studio?
tivitect
2024-11-30 17:19:05 +0000 UTCMy conspiracy theory is that Producer Michael is an undercover agent pretending to be this gullible rich man to expose the absurd opulence these wealth hoarders are living in and spending on instead of redistributing to their community in social programs and charity work
Shaun
2024-11-30 15:09:34 +0000 UTCRight!?
she1by
2024-11-30 12:29:05 +0000 UTCCop looks like a lego man
Fishinmymind
2024-11-30 12:24:35 +0000 UTCHooooooot thumbnail
Kara the gamer girl from Mars
2024-11-30 12:13:25 +0000 UTCwe just strap them down 😃 and that's great 😃 because then they can't move their arm at all 😃
Taegan
2024-11-30 12:13:24 +0000 UTChe wanted to fuck the cop
Gavin Chillson
2024-11-30 11:18:25 +0000 UTCshow penis
Gavin Chillson
2024-11-30 11:18:01 +0000 UTCLooks like trump but hotter - 20 yrs younger n less orange
Cat M
2024-11-30 11:13:21 +0000 UTCUr electronics fk up coz Alex eats the mic
Cat M
2024-11-30 11:12:08 +0000 UTCi love prison
Strybooo
2024-11-30 11:11:38 +0000 UTC
