Every villain has their favorite way to unwind. Some sip champagne. Some plot their next heist. The Lethal Librarian? She cracks open a good book and disappears for hours. But let’s just say… her taste in reading material can get a little unexpected.
For those of you who joined the fun more recently, Greystone Inn was my very first daily comic strip — a comic strip about a comic strip starring a gargoyle. It’s the strip that eventually evolved into Evil Inc. In fact, Lightning Lady was originally a Greystone character.

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Meanwhile… Lethal Librarian relaxes in a good book…
Panel 1:
(Lethal Librarian is smiling, speaking to a group.)
Lethal Librarian: The dramatic reading of “Fanboy Airlines” while getting flogged was inspired! What’s next?
Panel 2:
(Argus the gargoyle figure announces the upcoming acts while several costumed characters stand around.)
Argus: Coming up… Keagan will do a tight five minutes of stand-up.
Argus: And we do mean tight.
Argus: …Next, Mac and Sam will reenact the rattan chair scene from “Emmanuelle.”
Argus: …And then, Lawrence will proofread Trevor’s erotic fanfic of “The Great British Bake-Off.”
Panel 3:
Argus: …But first, a very special “Mondays with Mel!” Just as soon as we find the nipple clamps.
Narrator: I have them.
Panel 4:
(Close-up of a book glowing with green energy: Fifty Shades of Greystone Inn by Brad Guigar.)
Michael Obert
2025-09-30 19:27:22 +0000 UTCW. Scott Meeks
2025-09-30 17:27:54 +0000 UTC