Prompt #38
Added 2024-08-04 17:13:19 +0000 UTC"If it's scotch, I want something malty"
[I changed it a bit]
You say my scotch is too malty
And you say my chips are too salty
But it seems to me
[obviously]
Your taste buds are really what's faulty
[Next is prompt #1]
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Prompt #38 If it's Scotch, I want something malty. If Irish, my craving is salty. If it comes from the States, I'll be there post haste, You just have to promise to call me.
Carrie A (Earserosera)
2024-08-09 23:30:17 +0000 UTCI’ve gone completely off piste with this but it reminded me of a good memory: You painted my nipples with a single malt whiskey A 25 year old Talisker I remember because when you kissed me I tasted the peat of the island and the salt of the North Sea on your tongue You blew on my whiskey dipped nipples and watched them harden like glistening jewels You sucked and I felt drunk on the wet warmth of you on my flesh
Andlikewaterlilies
2024-08-06 09:39:16 +0000 UTCI got a little romantic with it. If it’s scotch, I want something malty, A smooth embrace to warm the night, With the sweetness of your laughter, Everything feels so right. In this glass, I see reflections, of your eyes so deep and wide, Pour me that love, oh darling, Let it flow like a gentle tide.
Amber Love
2024-08-05 02:48:03 +0000 UTCNice! Love this approach!
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-08-05 02:02:23 +0000 UTCFeeling drunk on the names alone and in the mood for a whiskey tasting. 😉
Katakora
2024-08-05 01:15:22 +0000 UTCIf it’s scotch, I want something salty, With bourbon, I’m a bit more haughty, For gin, a twist of lime, And with rum, coconut’s prime, But for vodka, I’m sleek and quite naughty.
meg
2024-08-05 01:12:27 +0000 UTCIf it's scotch, I want something malty But some of these names simply halt me. There's one called Inchmoan That'll make me clinch bone. Angel's Nectar, Peat's Beast—can you fault me?* *honorable mentions from a former bartender: Longrow, Ardbeg, Cadenhead's Enigma [this is for mind-bending pussy or oral], Big Peat, Eden Mill [biblical pussy], Highland Harvest [pastoral pussy], Inchgower [read this fast and add an r, you know where], Inchfad [size queen], Knockando [titty-fucking], Octomore [group sex], Smokehead [bro], Finglassie, Balvenie DoubleWood, Castle's Curse [there's something here; maybe Faustian? like great sex for life but you lose your mage bloodline?], Spirit of Hven, Milk & Honey Elements [👀], Keeper's Heart, The Singleton [and looking to mingleton], Tullamore DEW, Jack Ryan 'Beggar's Bush', Glendronach 'Sherry Baby', someone stop me binary binary bisexual WHEW. Ok.
caroscope
2024-08-05 01:05:42 +0000 UTCIf it's scotch, I want something malty Scratch that, I need something salty To quench my thirst On my tongue you'll burst Strap in, for I won't be halting. 🥃
Megan (mlgreads)
2024-08-04 21:48:12 +0000 UTCI can def relate! 😂
Delicada19🫀
2024-08-04 20:54:23 +0000 UTCIf it’s scotch, I want something malty Drunk in excess my body ends up faulty I stumble down a dark alley Perform a puke and rally Now I’m ready for more of that malty Inspo from my early 20’s drinking days 😂
Cosmic Remnants
2024-08-04 20:18:06 +0000 UTCYAS 👏👏👏
Lina
2024-08-04 19:31:52 +0000 UTCSammmmeeeee
Delicada19🫀
2024-08-04 19:31:47 +0000 UTCHowdy y’all! Me again. While prepping my Sunday dinner, I listened to the lost tapes (thanks for the recommendation) and wanted to add another limerick: If it’s scotch, I want something malty That reminds me of a cowboy, rugged and salty Grateful for the recommendation I listened in jubilation On the saddle, riding, not falling off, oh so naughty!
Delicada19🫀
2024-08-04 19:30:03 +0000 UTCI’m so in love with alla you bitches.
Bama Angi
2024-08-04 19:24:10 +0000 UTCMy answer is: yes
Delicada19🫀
2024-08-04 19:23:03 +0000 UTCCome on, if you’re feeling quite lucky. A Friday with me is not sucky. I’ll finger your ass And give you some sass. Bring Tequila, it’ll for sure make me strip and drop to my knees and blow your mind. (Didn’t follow game rules, limerick rules or even poetry rules. Just was horny and thirsty)
Bama Angi
2024-08-04 19:22:23 +0000 UTC
