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We Toured the Weirdest Airbnbs in the Country (EXTENDED)

5 Guys on a road trip in New Zealand.

Hope they don't get freaky in that boot 😧

This was an absolute banger! We hope you enjoy this 5 HOUR extended cut.

Edited by Silas.

We Toured the Weirdest Airbnbs in the Country (EXTENDED)

Comments

what did i just read my grogger

bliv

watching chad on tiktok reminded me that he used to follow my cancelled tiktok famous ex boyfriend and i cant wait to ask him in person when they come to florida why chad followed a softboy twink on tiktok (i think it would be funny, sorry chad)

mckaley

when you guys are in florida can i ask for a picture with darcy

mckaley

I want to listen to the grog truck song pls

Smiskmaskinen

Why was Scott grabbing the sheets like that 😭

Emily Drace

the frodo rings motel airbnb arrival scene sends me everytime it’s so good

lindsay T

These road trip videos are easily my favourite form of content from you guys and some of your best work imo, it actually feels like I’m going on a road trip with the boys

Joe

I feel like darcy is exactly the type of guy to have a successful hiking/outdoor channel

amanda

the Mumford and Sons xD

Joey Ray

She’s Chinese

Alden Friend

👆

IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole

Darcy is a sweetheart

HlySprt

Those ladies were so sweet

Squishy

Silas and Darcy duo 🫶

Costco pizza

New zealand is beautiful da fuq?!

Costco pizza

I think I downloaded the wrong version of the blair witch project 🤔

Hampus Hälstrand sjöberg

"Everybody stop fucking!!! What the hell we got muesli??"

o b

Scott would be awesome to travel with. Love his psychotic moments

Josh

300 dollars for sticks?

Josh

Just joined the Patreon, so glad to see all the stuff I’ve been missing 🙏🙏🙏

Poyfect

Fentanyl Freddy?

Quanxi

there id lots of chad cock in this vid

razzy boy

more scog darcy and silas please x

Hannah

Those old ladies are cool as fuck

luc Froehlich

People that like to dump their garbage on the side of the road, are definitely the type of people who get turned on when someone pee'd and pooped on them.

None-Ya Business

Loved the Patreon exclusive hike boys, keep it up!

Goomba1280

Its Phisty

I like the just BTS support group (sylis, darcy, scott/really all of them) just doing stuff without the main faces of cold one. Don't misconstrued, i want to see more of everyone doing kick ass shit but when its missing chad and max it feels like we get the other side of the hundred dollar bill (often looked over but without it wouldn't be valued as one hundred dollars).

Marcus

1:22:50 ty to the dude adding the far away drone shots of them driving like a nice CINEMATIC MOVIE ty x2 Pog

Ryan Skovensky

He’s an awkward handsome boi

Sammy Thornhill

The trolleys are up front Scog

Shane Mundy

Is that you Scott mate?

Tom Jackson

We need more vids like this

TheFilthyWizard

I pulled some strings bro

Alden Friend

Mr. Beast

Alden Friend

Jeff the name

Kappy448

The whole chad frollicking section was so surreal

Oscar

Eme gency

Galeomyx

bitch why

I

Wonder what maxs mr beast lockscreen is looking like now

Will Oestrich

ngl I'm getting rly weird vibes from Scott.

Océane

Yeah my grandma had one of those! But you guys didn’t know!

Erin Steele

I legit saw that it was 5 hrs said nah I’ll just watch a little bit and then finished the whole thing. Shit was straight gas. 10/10 👌👌

Jess_killin_it

my name a lemme cook

driveknight

I could watch scott and the guys play scrabble for 2 hours

Connor :3

Sludge

Top10FN

man am I happy to have patreon rn- the vod was a full banger and I'm more than happy to watch the director's cut and give ya's the 5er for it love ya guys and thank you Silas for editing the vid!

Daniel Bodo-Toth

Y’all should come to BevMo in Bellingham WA 👀👀

Brinley

chad balls

fatclowninkfc

Yall def need to make a video with the mud hut guy.

Adam

Idk if any of the crew reads patreon comments but i recently talked to Jon St John(Duke Nukem) and showd him yall and the cameo clips. He loved it and ask me to contact yall to get him on the podcast

Seriously Sammy

Gat

Christopher Garcia

This videos starts out literally just like a found footage movie

KRTxBallistic

This video should have been at least 12 hours.

olly ruggier

1:16:00 hog to hog communication

Roast_Hweef

when Max said "jump down and say some gay shit" all the memmemories came flooding back

Drew G

Chad penis

Wheels

Turns out I’m a shelter

Fragz

mates been smoking again, just ingest mary. She da One!🙏

3Mindz

Please make a video with the mud hut guy that sounds awesome!

Thijmatt

Chad looks massive in a puffer coat

Jared

Name jeff

Jared

the door…. how did it open … a grog mystery

knob globber 5500

hole

Nella

Homie shredding on the accordion

Daniel Draper

sham

Kappy448

wow

fanop10

broo marton was my home town that’s funny as

Amy Woods

facts

Virtual Boi

phenomenal vid

Virtual Boi

my mood throughout entire 5 hour video: peter griffin’s rock lobster scene

Merri Porro

too much grog I need some cock soon dang

Lukas

shoutout Big Gog the Hog ❤️

John Toronto

47:50 its a rule, always gotta recognize the cows

Josh Redman

DJI is sick as bro

mcrfourever

Epic vi deo ! 👍

GonzoIV

5 hours!?!?! WE EATING

ryn_239

Craig song reminds me of MF doom

Mike Santos

I'm not gay, but chad looks pretty sexy frolicking in that field.

Mike Santos

Everytime I see the landscape pan with the car driving was giving me ptsd of the car driving jumpscare video 😂

Michael Baze

Man, I wish I could meet these guys.

Didzis Zvaigzne

this yt vid is what made me buy the patreon cuz the drone shots. Are these mfs uploading in 4k? How does one get ts on

indy joe

ay for real doe silas da goat 5 hour sandwich

codyakacody

new zealand

codyakacody

I should've gotten that sleeping bag

m0thballz

Darcy is the living fusion of Nic Cage & Frankie Muniz!

Patient Destiny

Cheers cunts, was an excellent video

Kyle (Sick Cunt)

We desperately need grog in Texas

Daniel Smith

But how did they open the door?

Jacob Lassiter

fuck, im chinese

finn st leon

I'm from Texas and that song is the shittiest song I'm forced to listen to regularly, it's 5 o'clock somewhere fuck head

Mike Santos

Literally like I want him so bad

Alden Friend

Bring Grog to Canada i beg you

Ani

Scott is so fucking hot look at him

Pr0zimity

i have a crush on chad

clove

Darcy lowkey comedic as fuck

Chungus Khan

5 hours of content?!?!?🥵🥵🥵

LuisWrld 999

The boys listening to "What's a girl to do" with Fatima Yamaha warms my heart

Chungus Khan

Fergburger go hard as hellll tho

Jarod Scanlon

If chad dies ill kill myself, get better brother

Smiskmaskinen

darcy is stoned as fuck in the yellow submarine

Thomas C.

Thanks guys I'ma finish this NZ cumpie later

Jack Noire

holy shit 5 hours?? I just peed my pants a little

Drew G

Chad at 2:39:01 sounds like my dad getting ready for work in the morning

Eduardo Torres

so glad we got another vlog video, they all end up doing really well, hope to see a japan vlog next!!

Ziggy White

Look out for Larry he's lurkin in New Zealand rn 👀

Rocky_Mac_fml

This takes me back to super mega camp out 5 years ago

MlemReaper

Finally gaping hobbit hole

Kari Kalliojärvi

few hours in got me wanting to bang every single one of these fellas is this stockholm syndrome

izzy

Love u scott

Cryo Clasm

mistor brest

Kappy448

Patreon finally let me log back into my account and 5 hours of content is the first thing I see, exquisite

Bearnaise

Those new zealand fans were npc’s to the max😂

Daan h

I don’t want to be mean but your fans in New Zealand look retarded

Sir biff

What app does max use for mr beast sheedt

fried rice

Did Darcy watch emoji movie yet 🤔

Joshua Tree

This legitimately just goes extremely hard

Doug Ellwood

Come to the uk

Ethan Munro

Gog

Lachlan Gherashe

No way....

Cold Ones

These 5 hours of content alone are worth subscribing to this patreon

Miqu

lol if you guys opened the front of that tiny fireplace in the little cabin you were staying in, there are heat controls behind the little door that swings open on the front. 😂

Erin Steele

Elijah wood actually smoked a pack of woods in the $1500 dollar air bnb where darcy had to pull some strings to get to

Ailer Tabucol

Thanks for the ball of Grog wrap lads, This is going towards something very special <3 Almost didn't believe my friends when they came over and explained the whole gas station bit to me, Amazing.

Duuj

I pulled some strings and you can live in the slums here in manila

Ailer Tabucol

Come to the philippines

Ailer Tabucol

This is some of the best content I’ve ever seen. Loved it

Cam

Finally, chad penis

Nic

Darcy, you okay? ;0; Lookin super sleep-deprived.

boogaboo

the trollies are in the front of the store

garden tapes

Damn y’all stayed in the Aldi Hobbit holes

Gus Donnelly

7:29 Neeeerrrrrrds 🤓🧌 24:46 Can’t believe they missed Markiplier behind them!

Angus Keane

scogg rubs his eye too hard at 1:15:05 u can get keratoconus doing that

Tauric

I love partoeon

Enderman

i think darcy might’ve pulled some strings

im chines(outh korean)e

5 HOURS??? 😩

Ronaldo A.

New Zealand doesn’t compare to the PNW, next time y’all come to America don’t go to gross ass liberal California 🥱 go somewhere with actual beauty

Jacob Lassiter

Best cold ones video

AdemAfraid

1:11:13 Timothée Chalamet moment

Ethan Ivy

I’m surprised that Chad could record. What a legend

Brian

stupid dog im ballin

pra

Chad ball

Marc102

Any plans of coming to Perth?

Abhijeet Singh

5 hours!? 5 god damn hours!!!??? Well, I was about to get out the bathroom but it seems like I will be here longer…. If anyone sees this, can you bring me some toilet paper? I ran out. 🥺

Saeko

Fuckin hell did not expect to see chads nuts but I payed for the Patreon fully knowing the risks involved.

L

is chad okay? he keeps randomly vomiting, genuinely worried for the fella

Danny

Reddit stock has made me $200 USA as of 29/10. Just saYING

Tyler McAuliffe

c h r i s t 🤺🤺🤺

mcrfourever

I mean I don't think I'm autistic, just retarded. Who cares about the real Chad anyway?! We all know he's a disgrace to that name

Joel

yes, definitely autistic, as most of us are- why else are we here. HAVING SAID ALL THIS, I definitely would’ve wanted mine to say fatcvnt instead of his real name, but STILL. having a choice is pretty cool.

mcrfourever

Not retarded but autistic right? The fact he probably knew that and still signed it Fat Cunt made it much funnier imo, I would much rather have that. And ye Charlotte's great

Joel

nice Yuu profile picture btw. Charlotte op asf

mcrfourever

just figured that maybe some fans might want an actual signature that has his name on it 🤡 (doesn’t mean I’ve not been watching the dudes since the early days, no need to judge a brother)

mcrfourever

You must not have been around for Chad's glorious early days on YT I take it? It's a nickname from the old Filthy Frank days

Joel

chad doing a world of tshirts impression had me cackling

Danny

Chad explain why some of your signatures say fat cvnt please can’t keep defending this man 💀

mcrfourever

5 hours glad it’s my off day today lol

Naavi

FIVE HOURS!! tysm cold ones team. love you, all homo!!

Blunt

fr love the editing in this one, and fuck YA 5 hour vid

shittany

Cinema

Oscar

5 hours?? Hell yesss

Orfeas Bekatoros

The part where y'all met those two grannies was wholesome asf

ThotSlayah

Hearthstone

Christopher Garcia

23:04 grog bbgs exist

bluntsmoke

The classic was the use of canaries to detect toxic gases in submarines, in the same way as used in mines. These canaries were kept under constant observation, as if suddenly dying of serious indication of the presence of toxic gases in dangerous concentrations.

Alex

FINALLY BAJILION HOURS OF DARCY SCREEN TIME

seb

send me my jeans and hoodie scog

Ethan Munro

We've been blessed once again with Chad's cheeks, nuts and feet. Thank you cold ones

Zy ad

Chad just makes me so horny wth

Binko

MASSIVE CHAD W FOR THE WAVE TAKE

Derek Zeidler

5 hours!? Welp, time to rot on my couch after a long day of work

El Guapo

just put the grog in the bag chad

EZE

Just saw the youtube video gonna start watching this tonight otherwise everything made me go “HeHe”

ReymJ

YES 5 HOURS

Deli Sangwitch

I can't believe Heart of a Dog made an appearance in a Cold Ones video

Jeb Bush

5 HOUR ROAD TRIP VIDEO WITH THE BOIS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dizzy

thanks i love oneyplays

dietshampoo

dont ever watch hentai

C

I am so jealous of everyone who went to the meet and greet!! Looks so damn fun

JayFunk

It is my dreeeeaammm to meet Darcy and Scott (and Max and Chad I guess)

JayFunk

chad is so yummy

Mallory Middleton

goated men

B Clark

5 hour jork session before no nut november mashaallah

mel

Only 5 hours? Man u fell OFF

Kappy448

Hey man I was the kid that said you fell off

darron mongkhonwiratchai

Damn I love it 😁

Abe R

Shut up and take my money

Anna Selvig

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Anna Selvig

5 hour cut!!! holy guacamole you guys fell up

Oliver Williams

A 5 hour cold ones video🥳 the little fella came early with gifts this year

Juice

This made my day

Korina Rose


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