Commission for Highcup1
Added 2022-02-09 21:04:58 +0000 UTCCW: CBT, Ball Stretching
A commission for @highcup1 over at Twitter!
Meeper and his bud Honney are out shopping for some fancy, futuristic looking ball stretchers at their local shop- Scrotes 'R Us! Honney's happy to note that these models are made from a low-friction material that doesn't require constant reapplication of lubricant throughout the day, auto-fits to the user and automatically adjusts for various levels of scrotal contraction, and even comes equipped with a personal localized gravity leverage modulator which allows just ONE piece to achieve a variety of resistances to keep up with the ever-stretching demands of your spermatic cords and cremaster muscles- no more spending hundreds of dollars on multiple, noisy, clinking metal weights you have to put on and take off individually!
We can dream, at least. :P
