Good news!
Added 2024-10-22 21:10:21 +0000 UTCIt looks like there has finally been a solve for the stalker! Thanks so much for being patient while I grieved congress & also dealt with harassment. Really appreciate the kind messages I got from everyone during all this
I’ll be back to doing photo shoots now & should have some up for you shortly!
Also someone requested I do another Q&A video: if you have any questions, feel free to drop them here & I’ll do a video with an update & answers
Thank you again! I’m saving up the funds now to donate to a catio remodel for Sante Dor Foundation! They are excited to work with The Catio Guy on a revamped interior for all their shelter cats!!
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Hey Anna. For a Q&A video: Who are some of your stand up influences or comics you admire? Who would be on your Mount Rushmore of stand up comedy?
Joe James
2024-10-29 10:49:28 +0000 UTCI have a feeling it's just a temp issue with their payment systems. After it charged and I saw your new post even, it told me again after that my charge didn't go through. Support says it was fine though. Whatever, it's Monday I guess. :P
James Ditto
2024-10-29 01:15:16 +0000 UTCthanks for the heads up James!! I'll look into it!!
Anna Akana
2024-10-29 00:51:08 +0000 UTCJust a heads up. Patreon is acting up at the moment, for me anyway. I had to cancel and redo my sub to get it to charge. Refused to submit the charge on the existing sub. Tried a few cards before I just canceled and redid it, which finally worked.
James Ditto
2024-10-28 16:20:16 +0000 UTCGood to know. Some people just do not understand that there are red lines that you do not cross.
Tansi
2024-10-26 18:28:16 +0000 UTCthe other one is So Much I Want to Tell You: Letters to My Little Sister
Casey Braun
2024-10-23 16:11:39 +0000 UTCWhat are some of your favorite memories of Congress?
Thomas Ahearn
2024-10-23 14:49:49 +0000 UTCCongrats for the win! Thank you for being so open and transparent with us about everything. What plans do you have in motion once your comedy tour is over?
Sierra
2024-10-23 05:02:19 +0000 UTCSpeaking of which, i have Good News. I found t/antidote to t/nanobots, but it probably means another shot. That's how how they got inside in t/first-place as criminal-violation of body-autonomy &conspiracy to commit mass-depopulation. Crimes against Humanity under international law. I didn't want to worry you about t/world going under. I saved it so we could tell more jokes. That's a.. good enough reason to save t/World right ? So you can do your thing & we can tell more jokes. No Lois Lane or Trinity reguired. A simulation or t/hell where you laugh yourself to death like nerve-gas was released by the Joker: making everyone cough & scream as your faces all freeze into a smile. Don't worry, I've done this before. After saving t/world twice already: I'm starting to get the hang of it. Read books, listen, & pay-attention. I'm schooling myself to death. There's a real good book on t/antidote. I'd tell you t/Title, but i gotta read it first, & mail copies to experts for discussion about getting the CDC to innoculate & undo t/damage they & Fauci & Gates & Epstein & a long-list of douche-bags who want to kill everyone & hide in their bunkers for five to thirty years like a luxury-prison sentence. Nope, they all going to have concrete from now on. People are not going to trust t/shots again, but it's Gotta get done. People gonna be like: "You sure there's nothing bad in this one ? Did you look at it using a nano-scale resolution microscope ??? That's when i begin to sound like Batman. It really wasn't too hard to figure out it's also in meds & dental anesthesia owned by Gates' pharmaceutical companies. That means there will be a market-demand for new dental supplies & new meds. Everyone will have to switch to a different brand. Simple as picking a different detergent or any off-the-shelf product. I'd like a different shot. My skin is sensitive to nanorobots building chips in my brain. Nope, for some scientific reason, I can't be held liable for those metal-insects inside me influencing me to vote or any of the resultant behaviors & personalities that may manifest as symptoms. What's that list look like ? I wish we could give-out an EBS signal to make everyone horny like Elvira's dish which she brings to potluck with love-potion ingredients in the mix. It would be a PrEgNaPoCaLyPsE with a Recommended Daily Allowance of Vitamin-D9 [inches] Not sure what that is in centimeters for t/european market. The French will want to know. You're probably wondering why I am still here. B/c the t/show never ends. The comic from hell that makes you laugh yourself to death again now that it's Halloween season. My meme of choice used to be sending YouTube links of t/most gruesome Kombat or t/cutest babalities for t/more maternal crowd. If I had to trace my life's injuries in a condensed minute: it would look like that. One collapsed lung, B9&12 anemia with cynamide & heavy-metal poisoning, jerking awake when I fall asleep like there's a pacemaker installed to keep me awake when i begin driving -off the road which said, "ZaP !!!". I've always wanted to dress as Neo with the holsters all empty. Like.. the scene where he just unloaded everything like Rambo. That would be a safe costume. It's getting to be t/matrix where i should be dying, but i don't. It's not that i can't, but i won't when the odds are in my favor based upon sampled data. After over a dozen times falling asleep behind the wheel & jerking awake before i go off curves & t/gravel: i would say the odds are in my favor & my record of not dying: if phenomenally good. I be like: "OMGosh, i'm driving a car.". Imagine if your alarm-clock projected you immediately without warning from bed to morning-rush traffic like a Star Trek transporter into t/simulation or.. dream of waking-life as Keanu Reeves character would call-it in that one animated film. You wanna see a picture of me with a captain-america filter ? There's cool filters on Snap i played around with & i could do a whole-skit around costume filters. I have a few convincing disguised portraits which are all good-looking or.. adorable like Babality. There's one of me as a woman that looks like J-Lo. I didn't know I had it in me.. or t/filter had it in its programming. I saw your depression-zone nightmare land with the creep-blue-eye of someone who cares whether you live or die but.. you've never met or seen personally, as if he must remain a ghost until he wins. I fight for the opportunity to be able to reveal myself (after i win) not just to you, but to the world. I would like to show the world what i have done & tell my story, but sadly, many of my historical documents have been water-damaged & it will be expensive to scan & flatten while preserving trace ink to reconstruct with Ai (adaptive-intelligence) for trial & my museum.. which sounds like a narcissistic monument to myself, but will only come after a physical non-virtual museum can be constructed.. after i keep winning & making a comeback. Not the greatest swimmer because my man-boobs don't float. I am strong in dense skeletal muscle with a lower body-fat ratio, & my lungs have taken a beating. i have nerve-damage in my feet, & who only knows elsewhere but Mel, my girlfriends, & my doctor. I can't stand on my feet all day. I'm not quite Professor X yet, but less like Wolverine & more like; world's hottest dentist, a cowboy, an officer, a Kibuki, Quagmire, sexy BetelGeuse, Snake from Metal Gear Solid, or the winter soldier in white with the alert sound siren. That would be a fun Halloween costume selection for others to mess with playing Hide-&-Seek. Let's vote on what i should wear. I love playing Rayden's VR Missions & getting better at slaughtering the cows & skipping the auto video sequences for critical-hits to bring down robot-cows on two legs that moo. I moo back when i kill these dying bovine when another one bite's the dust. I have silver, but i could get the gold-medal & world-PS3 record for that exercise. I wonder if there's a Rayden costume or if I'd have to make my own ? I have developed a tactic where I kill three guys sliding & slicing over-head left & right after slicing the center man. 5 guys protect a cow & serve as energy when i kill them to rejuvinate my electrical power meter to do bullet-time & special-moves with a samurai-sword which cuts through metal better than a Jedi light-saber. That would look good on my Resume. I'm working on a vibranium shield & two-swords of Vibranium & Oricalcum with a hyper-sonic transducer that can cut through rubber like it was cheese & spray a graphene-oxide which is electrically conductive for sabotage or disabling the electrical junctions which I knock out the power to the cameras & certain lights to provide cover of darkness & time to make some kills before power is restored. That's when I sound more like Batman & less like a creepy-pasta. What if I told you i was already planning for along time, for years, to move to LA as third-base before I steal home-plate ? If I had jobs setup at The Young Turks News, SpaceX, & later Tesla & as Secretary of the Department Of Energy before the Presidency. I am qualified to be President & delegate instructions by petition online & voting ranked-choice online as well. The 32, 64, 128, 256, & 512-bit prime-based encryption-keys and square logarithmic lock (where 64x64=2^12 bit file size, plus padding & any twists applied which serves as the minimum acceptable size for computer hand-shakes & establishing access to the accounting servers) is sufficient to take voting from paper-ballots to the web. Online voting can be completely secure & accountable. Who am I ? The IRS ? This is like: Black-Panther combined with Last-AirBender. What do you think of this new animation: IYANU ????? https://youtu.be/qIJlmD4NuQE?feature=shared How about a reaction-video if you haven't seen it yet. I wanna see that Disney childlike wonder glimmer in your brown eyes from Lady minus the Tramp plus Golden-Retreiver plus cat-pride plus forest of plants with ring & pole. Do you think you could perform an acrobatic dance to this with both your ring & pole & choreography & costuming & make-up & camera-people. Let's make a playlist together of songs suitable for dancing. Join to add videos: 01 2024Y10M31D https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL32BqI7dy1ui2h7uQrCWrfq64PQ_c5P_w&jct=Ch8A0Ft5lrKMhukM12J_3A This reminds me of our situation. Good-guy but not yours. https://youtu.be/C-JFv9CjVkQ?si=ZqG0XUpwdCuBLcS8 This made my eyes water. To watch this video of yours that represents all of your break-ups & apologies to salvage relationships is heart-breaking. I always saw myself as the man who had no choice but to walk-out on our love-stories from repeated time-lines where we tried to "make-it work". It had to be this way. https://youtu.be/_McsZD4mT4E?si=trB7w0Y0LvbK3GXX I felt it resonated with me with the premise of me being shown: you finding me, & your memory due to mandela-effects which I've caused in revising history where a lot of people have died that there were prophecies about and a few of yours about your harm & death are now erased. You're like a psychic canary in a coal-mine that I have saved along with billions of people whose lives would have been hell on Earth if i hadn't acted twice & the next is in the bag. That's why I am talking about future-plans to move to LA before or.. while I'm winning. Would you like for me to do a victory strip-tease & orgasm on OnlyFans or Fansly to this song as a fundraiser ? https://youtu.be/l11JoPtQMAU?si=7uJhGzCyqH67ZPQY Could you sword-fight me to this like with an animatix filter applied ? https://youtu.be/l11JoPtQMAU?si=aSnVuRUU8pO9-zV- If i figured out a way to work nearby within a half-hours drive in LA @The Young Turks &/or SpaceX, followed by later work at Tesla; would you ever want to meet me for a date that is recorded for history ? The tech developed at SpaceX becomes much smaller due to suspension improvements in design of kinetic flywheel ring batteries that can fit within the 8 foot-wide Semi-truck Size road-width. 1st) trucks & then linkable cars that mesh with nation-wide plans for the tunnels to interface with current intersections of roadways to take traffic in the air & underground like a roller-coaster sorting mail. So you like speed-walking hotly through parks & neighborhoods, but don't like hiking because of the insects &/or incline? Both ? I hike & then shower at a 24 hour gym or park. I live out of my RV & trailer with other vehicles in tow. I'm very movable. https://youtu.be/d4utqPc6C1c?si=pNhST0Qj4VM-SQUi. https://youtu.be/B9PlGlmWnGg?si=h2oMiPQjmH_SnpZX. https://youtu.be/XeSYqJ5WzTw?si=JJ6b44-MaR8e0E5I
Guardian Jackpot
2024-10-23 03:29:36 +0000 UTCI'm aware of that one. What's the other one ? I may not be from the same timeline.
Guardian Jackpot
2024-10-23 03:28:03 +0000 UTCSurviving Suicide is her other book
Casey Braun
2024-10-22 23:44:37 +0000 UTCTwo books ? I thought there was just the Sister-Sister book.
Guardian Jackpot
2024-10-22 23:38:53 +0000 UTCQ&A: Do you have advice for how to manage diet more effectively?
Jeremy F
2024-10-22 23:31:17 +0000 UTCGood news on both fronts. Hot photoshoots and less psychopaths.
bob star
2024-10-22 22:39:41 +0000 UTCThat's great news! You've been dealing with a lot this year but happy to see things are looking better. You've been on fire with the tour, loved it when I saw it last week. Q&A: For a poetry novice, which writers would you personally recommend as a starting point?
MFKAIJU
2024-10-22 21:56:34 +0000 UTCYou're awesome Anna! <3
Revenant
2024-10-22 21:48:17 +0000 UTCso happy to hear! i came from ohio to toronto to see your show, and you were absolutely incredible. i’m a big stand-up fan and go to lots of shows and, genuinely, I’ve never laughed so hard at a stand-up show in my entire life. every single joke was so, so on point. the way you wove beautifully poignant moments and into the dark humor was masterful. 🤌 *chef’s kiss* would’ve stayed for the second show if my friend would have let me. 😂 netflix is craaaazy if they don’t pick this up. i’m curious what your writing process is like. do you sit and set aside time to write every day, jot things down as you think of them, just kind of riff on an idea until you hit on something funny or something else? also, i loved both of your books. so incredibly moving. sending you lots of love and light for the rest of tour!
Casey Braun
2024-10-22 21:47:40 +0000 UTCI am so glad you got that figured out. Hopefully they stay away permanently now.
BigAsianFrank
2024-10-22 21:39:08 +0000 UTCHave you ever done any of the center of gravity challenges that woman can do and men cannot?
Ryan
2024-10-22 21:23:41 +0000 UTCThat’s a huge relief about the stalker! Q&A: Do you think the Diddy situation is going to affect Hollywood?
Jeremy N
2024-10-22 21:20:39 +0000 UTCStay safe. I understand the grief. Congress was a piece of the divine. They all are.
Sharon Sekhon
2024-10-22 21:20:36 +0000 UTCThat is excellent news!
Jason Minné
2024-10-22 21:15:34 +0000 UTCGreat news! For the QA, thought you did an awesome job in Hoshino, has there ever been any talk about bringing more content with you as that character?
Jamie
2024-10-22 21:15:23 +0000 UTCGood to hear.
James Ditto
2024-10-22 21:12:30 +0000 UTC
