Fake Titties

So yeah I was given a balloon by one of my buddie's kids, he insisted I take it as some sort of offering or it'd hurt his feelings so I did... didn't think much of it. Later that night, I guess I was feeling both bored and a bit horny.. I'm into inflation as it's one of my many turn-ons, so I figured I'd untie the balloon I was given (not an easy task as it'd basically melded shut even after being untied) and inflate me a water-balloon. 

Well fantasy took over after I had myself a DD sized balloon, and well... damn.. messaging that big soft jiggily thing.. I swear it felt almost like a real tit especially since it was full of warm water. I mean I've had a couple opportunities to feel real boobs so I can say that at least from a feeling perspective yeah.. I mean it doesn't feel like flesh though. But hey I'm into cars soooo.. actually having them be rubber coated works perfectly, I mean heck that's already what anthro-car boobs are made of. Granted they're a lot thicker and a lot huger but still.. 

So that was one balloon, as soon as I got the opportunity I got myself a bag of them so I could blow up two and lay them side by side for the full effect. Damn it is it amazing guys, hell even better if you place them both tied-end up the knotted blow-up nozzles make for some convincing.. and admittedly odd shaped.. nips to go with them! 

If you're a boob guy like me I implore you to try this, a small bag of balloons is like 2$ come on. Blow you up some DDs, place them side by side and get to playing. Squash them together, wobble'em about, kneed and squeeze those things to your hearts delight.. balloons are surprisingly durable if not over-inflated and hell even if they do pop.. aside from the shock it's just water. Once you try it and see how right I am, graduate to the next step up.. get yourself a t-shirt and plop those bad boys right inside it at chest level.. It feels AND looks just like a chick's chest wearing no bra and with hard nips, and the feeling of the shirt over  them will mask the rubber feel if that's a turn off for ya.

So for any of you other lonely people out there like me who want some boobies to play with, this is a VERY cheap and effective method. For those who look at my car babes and and want some toy rubber titties to squeeze while you look at Cindi, Trixie, and Felicity well... this will go the job I guarantee it. ;)