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All-Access Audio Suggestion Box #1 (12/15 - 12/22)

This suggestion box is for the next month's "Big" audio. Audios with high budgets, ensemble casts, top-tier talent, or targeting lengths five minutes or more - possibly all four. Examples would include Lady Dimitrescu: The Screaming Shits, Mako, Ryuko, & Satsuki's Big Burger Blowout, Super Smash Bros. Stall Free-For-All, and The Phantom Thief Ladies Let it All Out!!.

Suggestions will be chosen based on my experience handling previous projects of this size, as well as how well I feel I can execute the idea, and how appealing I believe it will be to my current audience. Here's some advice before you submit!

FOUR suggestions will be selected. If I do not receive four suggestions that I feel are produce-able I will include an idea of my own in the poll.

All members are welcome to make suggestions, but the final audio will release to the All-Access tier. If your idea wins but you are not at the tier, you will receive an upgrade for one month to enjoy the audio.

Good luck!

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Characters: Camilla, Hinoka, Fem-Corrin Source Material: Fire Emblem Fates Rejected Title Idea: Lost In Sharts All Alone (aren't I a clever laddy) Premise: Peace between Hoshido and Nohr! All is well in (whatever country Fates takes place in xd), and a sense of normalcy is entering Corrin's life for the first time ever. Though, a feudal rivalry still runs under the current of the kingdoms' relationship, most especially between their beautiful princesses Camilla and Hinoka. Only a competitive, petty sisterly sorta thing. Not so homicidal this time around thankfully! Alas, this competitive spirit most often manifests itself through the culinary cultures of the two nations. Through some mediation by the ultimate fence sitter Corrin, Camilla and Hinoka have agreed to try a great big serving of each others' premier motherland cuisine. Hinoka's staring down a staple Nohrian breakfast banquet, a fatty European-esque spread with a *fat* bratwurst as the main course, with eggs, potatoes, and *beans* as compliments. Meanwhile, Camilla finds herself in front of a typical Hoshidan lunch meal, a Japanese bento box outfitted with steaming hot rice, spicy udon noodles, and various succulent pieces of fish plucked straight from the sea onto Camilla's platter. After passive aggressive attempts to decline the food/plainly aggressive taunting of the food's perceived quality by Camilla and Hinoka respectively, Corrin eventually gets them to dig in, breaking through once she offers to sample both of their cultures on her own plate. All in all, a very big W for multiculturalism!~ Unfortunately, despite how delicious everyone found their respective dishes, it is not sitting right in everyone's tummies. Not from any lack of food quality, far from it, but rather just how foreign everything was to Camilla, Hinoka, and Corrin's guts respectively (damn near a re-enactment of the Nohr-Hoshido war inside Corrin's belly rn hehe). Thus, a mad dash to the lavatories is in order. Through all the heinous farting and belching, Camilla and Hinoka make it to the wash chambers just in time (This takes place in Nohr's castle btw, therefore necessitating the inclusion of Western-style toilets); Corrin, however, is not so lucky. 3 about-to-blow girls, but only ***2*** toilets. Much like the life altering decision she made that got her to where she is now, 'Corrin must make a decision and pick a side' (i.e. 3 endings to this audio): 1. Birthright - Corrin opts to share the toilet with her fiery, redheaded step sister Hinoka. Hinoka can't help but make it a game with Corrin to see how much poop they can expel versus the pompous, arrogant Nohrian (playful connotation). 2. Conquest - Corrin chooses to share the toilet with her demure, boundary respecting adoptive sister Camilla. Camilla can't help but get a little touchy with wanting to help relieve her sister of her pain, something she says the brutish, airheaded Hoshidan (playful connotation). 3. Revelation - Corrin can't choose in time, shamefully exploding into her garments with reeking filth... ...Or something like that, hahaha. Do consider! B)

Tree Fiddy

Series: Tears of the Kingdom Setting: Zonai era Hyrule castle, early morning Zelda (still living in ancient Hyrule time) makes her way to the privy with very burdened bowels after a feast the previous night. Growing urgent, she reaches the door to the toilet and opens it only to reveal Queen Sonia already on the toilet. After a short flustered exchange (mostly from Zelda, Sonia is unfazed), Zelda closes the door and waits her turn. Zelda grows more and more desperate to poop as she waits for the toilet to be free. Things are made worse by Sonia's casual demeanour, idle conversation and unashamedly loud dumping. Zelda tries to engage in conversation but the growing urgency and Sonia's constant sounds of relief are torturing her. Eventually Sonia finishes her business and exits the privy (a very 'all yours pal' situation). Zelda is at first relieved but then horrified as she's hit with a wave of stink from Sonia's dump. Driven by urgency, Zelda swallows her pride and rushes in. The scene closes with Zelda starting to unload and declaring in horror that there's no toilet paper left.

ChiralChem


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