"Hi, Beautiful!"
"Well hello, Handsome!" she giggled.
"I think I can guess why you're here today," I grinned as I gestured at her enormous pair of jumbos.
She shrugged. "What can I say? Honestly, it feels so good to massage the cream in that I just get carried away."
"The answer is clear," I replied, pulling three six-packs off the shelf and bagging them for her. "More cream!"
She laughed. "Thank you, sir!" She winked at me as she turned to leave.