A Very Sick Christmas Ramblefap With Masami 🎄🤧
Added 2024-12-24 00:30:41 +0000 UTC🎄 Patreon Exclusive RF 🎄
Day 3 of the 7-Day Countdown! 🎄
For Day 3, I present to you the sickest, stickiest, and honestly the weirdest audio you’ll probably ever hear. My voice sounds awful because I’ve been super sick, and unfortunately, I wasn’t able to finish my scripted Christmas-themed audios as planned. 😞
But I still wanted to give you something special, so here’s whatever the fuck this is. I hope you enjoy it, and thank you for understanding! Sorry for the curveball </3
Timestamps:
5:45 - no more yapping (mostly)
14:30 - Locked in (to the best of my ability)
19:00 - The Aftermath (a brief debrief and holiday wishes)
[Sex Toys] [Lots of Lube] [Cumshot] [Near-Death Experience] [Sneeze as Lube /j] [I’m too sick for proper tags, sorry]
Comments
Thinking of you man, hope you are feeling better and getting strong, love following you and getting to know you. Be well
jaya
2024-12-28 19:49:43 +0000 UTCYup that’s just how I roll hehe
XxReyxX
2024-12-27 05:18:28 +0000 UTCWELL GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY GOD DAMN
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-27 02:37:49 +0000 UTCYou’re voice is so Sexyyy wtfff I can just imagine it whispering in my ear 😌😌 also u measure Girth by measuring it with a tape measurer, or we can use my hole 🥵🥵. Also the moans make me wanna bust even more, mind you I came 4 times to this🌈💦💦💦. And as for the last question, no it’s not weird. If I had a partner I would do it cuz it’s the same as cumming on there face and them making out. Shii I’d do it to you and for you LOL
XxReyxX
2024-12-26 09:33:31 +0000 UTCAHAHA definitely not.. more like scream in pain kinda sneeze
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-26 08:57:59 +0000 UTCI think I own 5?
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-26 08:57:44 +0000 UTCaaah the begging was so hot sir
dtownssuga
2024-12-25 05:44:42 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas Masami, a) to measure your girth, send me a message and I'll help you out ;), b), I feel like eating out your partners toy is similar to eating out your partner after cumming in them and not everyone is down for that kind of freak
Queen
2024-12-25 00:21:18 +0000 UTCYour raspy voice is actually so good lmao… the last part I would tryyyy 😭 I hope u feel better soon get lots of rest and stay hydrated! Try some medicine as well!! Make sure u have socks on too🤍 enjoy your holiday 🎄🤍🤍🤍
S🐈⬛
2024-12-24 23:12:30 +0000 UTCthe rasp it gives your voice is so sexy 😙 I’m so sorry you’re so miserable I hope you feel better soon 🥺💐
Nondesired
2024-12-24 20:15:04 +0000 UTCTo measure girth you will want a tape measurer like what is used to get measurements for suits. Simply wrap it around and make note of where the tape measure meets. Regarding the last question, I am actually familiar with a script where it was kind of bully to fwb/lovers thing where there was a straight roommate that realized his gay roommate had been crushing on him for some time. One day the straight one goes to town on a toy and kind of demand/offers the gay one to chug it.
Roo Void
2024-12-24 19:32:46 +0000 UTCI enjoy all your thoughts and questions. Keep asking and articulating them. Not weird. How many toys you own? Merry Christmas. Feel better quickly
jaya
2024-12-24 19:00:47 +0000 UTCDick years is hilarious. I was hoping to hear a big sneeze, but maybe you sneeze little and cute?
dream_kitty
2024-12-24 15:01:58 +0000 UTCi woke up with a flu, so this is such a mood,,,, rest well and feel better soon masami 💗
milk
2024-12-24 09:27:39 +0000 UTCCum eating is fire kinda need that
Angel
2024-12-24 07:48:45 +0000 UTCHappy to hear that 🤍🫂
Tormien
2024-12-24 07:24:40 +0000 UTCwe listen and we don't judge 🙂↕️⬆️!!
lilily
2024-12-24 06:54:25 +0000 UTCwill do >:) tyty
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:16:09 +0000 UTCtysm 🤍‼️
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:15:51 +0000 UTCPFFFHAHAHA
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:15:39 +0000 UTCyap till I die 🤠
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:15:30 +0000 UTCTHANNk YOU LUCEEEE
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:15:08 +0000 UTCRoger that 🤧🤍 your wish is my command
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:14:43 +0000 UTCoh my bad zzz
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:14:32 +0000 UTCWWWWWW LETSFUCKINGGOOO
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:14:26 +0000 UTCHAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! (also glad to know I’m not alone AHAH)
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:14:04 +0000 UTCTRUE TRUE
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:13:42 +0000 UTCvery kind of you 🤧🤍 yea its unfortunate but very true!! next year it is >:) ty amanda
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:13:32 +0000 UTCthank you 🤍🫡
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:12:54 +0000 UTCbrrrrrr
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:12:46 +0000 UTCty ale!! You too 🤍
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:12:38 +0000 UTCAHAH WYM is that not how you say it 😭😭
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:12:06 +0000 UTCTy 🤧 it’s okay i should recover fully in a few days
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 05:11:48 +0000 UTCI hope you will recover fast Masami. Wish you all the best. Also thank you for this Audio. I wish I could take care of you and your needs 🙇🏼♂️🤍
Tormien
2024-12-24 03:49:46 +0000 UTCEven when you sick you still sound cute 🤭 and the way you sad "cig-ret" made me giggle
Emily Klonecki
2024-12-24 03:39:56 +0000 UTCI hope you feel better masami, have a good rest if your night‼️
Ale
2024-12-24 02:58:51 +0000 UTCyou always make the right noise, i love this one 🤤✨ and to your question; i'm a simple girl if my partner wants it i'll fucking make it happen cs why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
rena
2024-12-24 02:47:15 +0000 UTCi’m vibrating
lukas
2024-12-24 02:19:14 +0000 UTCSorry you're sick so close to Christmas. Hope you get better ❤️❤️❤️
Fooosh
2024-12-24 02:02:04 +0000 UTCALSO don’t think it’s weird to lick the toy clean 🤨 it’s like making out with someone after you finish in their mouth. i agree it’s true love tf. lover mentality fr. 💀 LMFAOOOO anyway that’s my thoughts. IMA SHUT UP.
Phoenix Darling
2024-12-24 01:46:17 +0000 UTCEven when you are sick as fuck you still manage to be hilarious and fun! The comment about your ass being out of order made me laugh so hard I had to pause the audio for a sec. Team gross all the way lol Sorry your plans didn't work out regarding everything else you were going to release. There is always next year! So thankful for all of the things you put out over the last couple of days. Please rest up 🖤
Amanda
2024-12-24 01:15:06 +0000 UTCthere’s always next christmas, take care of yourself🤧
aileen
2024-12-24 01:13:34 +0000 UTCa ramblefab on my birthday?! 😳 thank you for your hard work masami, i'll wish for your health and strength when i blow my candles today ♡
rena
2024-12-24 01:06:47 +0000 UTC“sneeze as lube” i CACKLED but plsplspls take care of yourself. or else. 🖤
Phoenix Darling
2024-12-24 01:02:43 +0000 UTCGO TO SLEEP
angelbb
2024-12-24 01:00:44 +0000 UTCI hope u feel better soon :( keep warm and drink lots of tea with honey and water if u can ♡♡
hellbound
2024-12-24 01:00:38 +0000 UTCIt’s a creative solution at least 😭
Jaya
2024-12-24 00:59:25 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU, i will try
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 00:56:44 +0000 UTCLMFAOO why does that seem so silly and stupid and dumb (i might do it if im bored enough)
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-24 00:56:24 +0000 UTCYou could use a fabric tape measure to measure the girth or just wrap some string or something around it and then measure the string when laid flat after lmao
Jaya
2024-12-24 00:51:57 +0000 UTCThis is nice🤍. Drink hot tea with honey and lemon. It is good for your recovery and to keep warm. I hope you get well soon.
ROKO
2024-12-24 00:45:36 +0000 UTCThere's no need to apologize, I just hope you feel better soon, that's what matters most 🫂🤍and thank u for posting even though you're sick <3
lara
2024-12-24 00:40:28 +0000 UTCHOLD UP THE PHLEGM COMMENT🤨
jamie
2024-12-24 00:40:27 +0000 UTCI just finished deep cleaning my bathroom so this feels like my reward, thank you Hope you feel better soon 💜
jadey
2024-12-24 00:36:33 +0000 UTCAweeee rest up masami 🫶 take care of yourself this holiday season
Luce
2024-12-24 00:36:30 +0000 UTCID STILL HIT EVEN THO UR NASTY AND SICK
nixon
2024-12-24 00:34:55 +0000 UTCthank you for even posting when you’re sick, hope you feel better soon <3
aileen
2024-12-24 00:34:21 +0000 UTCYay yapping but please don’t feel bad Sami the most important thing is you getting better pls 😢😢🤍
angerissues
2024-12-24 00:34:15 +0000 UTCI wish I was the one who made you lose your voice not sickness 😉, also I will eat out the toy or lick the toy clean
Joey D
2024-12-24 00:34:04 +0000 UTCrest up king ‼️ hope you recover for the holidays and have a good time !!
rina
2024-12-24 00:32:34 +0000 UTCfeel better masami🙁🩷
jamie
2024-12-24 00:31:54 +0000 UTC
