Who could forget the classic holiday carol Slomby Doombis Is Creepin' Tonight!
You get a haircut
You make sure it's dry
Better not forget
I'm telling you why
Slomby Doombis is comin' to town
He's gathering hair
You might get ribs,
Clavicles, ulnas or metatarsals
Slomby Doombis is comin' at midnight
He creeps in when you're sleeping
He takes the lock of hair
He leaves bones under your christmas umbrella
So get a haircut for Slomby's sake!