Tho you might not be able to handle a longsword with your cheeks, a smaller one like a bollock dagger would be definitely fine.
Added 2024-07-24 10:08:00 +0000 UTCHow long since the last time I make bollock dagger jokes?
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Ahh, the wonderful world of "what if." They are some impressive cheeks.
Henry Walker
2024-07-24 20:34:58 +0000 UTCThat a very provocatively designed dagger, or the cutting edge of multi-purpose. Either way, I approve!
Lee Alverson
2024-07-24 18:10:15 +0000 UTCwe are slowly approaching "Butt Catching Sword Technique!" :D also I beg to differ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0SEr_zQDk (I hope sharing this, is okay)
Yourtime
2024-07-24 11:54:17 +0000 UTCFloat like a butterfly, sting like a bee...
Joseph Callaway
2024-07-24 10:57:32 +0000 UTCThe legendary cake knife
John Lenovitch
2024-07-24 10:18:36 +0000 UTC
