I had no idea you had reflective spell protection! Now stop laughing and help me, I can’t be stuck like this! I was only joking, honest! I wasn’t going to do anything to you, It was just for a laugh and then I’d change you back! Look, the reversal spell is bookmarked. Just cast it. PLEASE!!!!
Ok, I know it looks bad, those condoms weren’t for you! I just had them with me for… uh…
No, wait! Don’t leave me like this! It’s masculine magic! I can’t use those spells in this body! I need you!
Why are you opening the condoms? Oh God! Yes I want you to change me back but… fine, but after…
The whole box? Thats a value 42 pack! That would take, weeks!
Virility spell? Yeah on page 239, but it also enlarges to supernatural proportions. Oh God… This sucks!
Yes, I guess I will too.