Stop being a sore loser and smile Marcus!
I told you I could translate the spell-book before you could but you were so arrogant! Because the title was “The Formation and Management of Wenches” You assumed the spells would control women.
When I wagered that the winner could cast at will on the loser for a month, you must have thought I was a fool! At best you could do what you wanted with me, at worst, I would be powerless.
But I had already translated the introduction.
It’s a book on MAKING Women, in any shape I choose, and thanks to the bet, YOU are my raw material!
So. No dick for you for a month.
That is, unless our double date goes well tonight!
Oh and the boys want a picture, so SMILE!