A settlement? Don’t you think that is premature? I’m still suffering from the condition. How can we gauge the value of any settlement until we know how long I have been made to suffer? No. After the company provides the cure and everything is back to normal, then we can talk about a settlement.
More economically viable than research? You mean they think it’s cheaper to settle than find a cure?
Damnit! They took my DICK! Look at me! I have tits! I’ve spent the day bent over with cramps! The doctor says I might even be able to get pregnant! How much fucking money do they think my manhood was worth?
Oh. Oh, well that’s….that is a lot of zeros! Wow, if they had offered that up front I think I would have volunteered. Ok, where do I sign? This girl has some shopping to do.