Degenerate Gambler
Added 2024-07-12 15:00:05 +0000 UTCOk, you were right, that did NOT go as I had hoped. My first hand was 2 pair! Aces and Kings! A sure winner, so, I bet my balls.
The bastard across the table had a full house!
After that I was doing all I could to get my balls back! So when the ante was body-hair I didn’t hesitate! When they threw hips into the pot, I was in! My luck had to turn some time! One good hand and I’d be able to walk away intact! Before I knew it, I was broke!
Cock, balls, height, voice, chest, and time all sitting in the piles of winnings around the table.
So, yeah, now It’s time to pay-up. My manhood is gone forever and I owe Russel Two-Tells three years as his “fun-girl”
Trust me kid. No matter how lucrative it sounds. Never play cards with the wizard mafia!
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I mean... I'd totally play
DJ
2024-07-12 16:02:06 +0000 UTC
