Uh, there was a mixup in the body-mod chamber, I am so sorry miss!
Sir!
Well, not technically right now. Look down.
What the hell! Where is my.. I have… WHAT? I came in for a penis enlargement!
Yes sir, well it was unusually busy today and your mod-data got mixed up with the body-mod customer across from you who had come in for a total gender change and zygote implantation.
Well, I’ll get back in and you can switch me back!
Um.. uh… we can’t. This state outlawed body-mods that would result in pregnancy termination. By law, you cannot use the chamber until that is…resolved.
I have to carry it full term!?
I’m afraid so. The other customer is quite upset too.
My girlfriend is waiting in the lobby! What am I going to tell her?
Well, if you two ever planned on starting a family, I guess you can see this as a head start.