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The Legend of El Torito

If you've spent any amount of time in the windswept wastes of Santa Pequeña, you would have definitely heard of the small, the myth, the legend:

El Torito.

The Legend of El Torito

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Keep a tomato in hand and justice in your heart and one day el torito will visit your humble abode

Tempura Person

Gotta cross paths with him some time. :u

Grimgard

Why yes, he indeed sounds like danny trejo

Tempura Person

Man i remember when El Torito used to play on the TV, couldnt get enough of it... Brings a tear to my eye

Tempura Person

Time to bring out the wallet again

SuuSuuka

What does El Torito sound like? I recommend Danny Trejo as the voice actor

Bigsmile

A Tora with moustache, hat, and a duster A bringer of justice, so watch yourself, buster El Tortito! El Tortito! He'll defeat the wicked and bring friends some tomato, then bust out guitar songs with stunning vibrato El Torito! El Torito! His ol' friend Tomatillo is playin' his song 'Cross Santa Paquena, his journey is long El Torito! El Torito! Through all of the south, there's no greater hero and despite his small size, he'll make villains fear-o El Torito! El Torito! Whoa, El Torito! EL TORIIIIIIITOOOOO~

Jaimas

What about 6-star hyperrealistic bloodeyes creepy small tora

Tempura Person

fun fact! if you want all of my money make a plushie gacha system where you can get rare pulls like el torito or the newest 5 star mao hage tora

SuuSuuka

His most dangerous aspect is perhaps having el tomatillo as a partner in crime

Tempura Person

El torito is a triple threat, a charming gentleman, a dashing rogue, a baby cutiepie truly he has it all

Notsicks

Makes me swoon just imagining it.

Vinuscar

el torito doesnt even wave, he tips his hat and goes on his merry way

Tempura Person

NGL I read this initially as El Doritos

ragnabyrne

And everyone swooned when El Torito passed by them.

Vinuscar


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