The Legend of El Torito
Added 2025-02-26 12:24:46 +0000 UTCIf you've spent any amount of time in the windswept wastes of Santa Pequeña, you would have definitely heard of the small, the myth, the legend:
El Torito.
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Keep a tomato in hand and justice in your heart and one day el torito will visit your humble abode
Tempura Person
2025-02-27 02:02:20 +0000 UTCGotta cross paths with him some time. :u
Grimgard
2025-02-27 01:50:05 +0000 UTCWhy yes, he indeed sounds like danny trejo
Tempura Person
2025-02-27 00:22:09 +0000 UTCMan i remember when El Torito used to play on the TV, couldnt get enough of it... Brings a tear to my eye
Tempura Person
2025-02-27 00:21:50 +0000 UTCTime to bring out the wallet again
SuuSuuka
2025-02-26 21:42:54 +0000 UTCWhat does El Torito sound like? I recommend Danny Trejo as the voice actor
Bigsmile
2025-02-26 19:18:17 +0000 UTCA Tora with moustache, hat, and a duster A bringer of justice, so watch yourself, buster El Tortito! El Tortito! He'll defeat the wicked and bring friends some tomato, then bust out guitar songs with stunning vibrato El Torito! El Torito! His ol' friend Tomatillo is playin' his song 'Cross Santa Paquena, his journey is long El Torito! El Torito! Through all of the south, there's no greater hero and despite his small size, he'll make villains fear-o El Torito! El Torito! Whoa, El Torito! EL TORIIIIIIITOOOOO~
Jaimas
2025-02-26 18:11:14 +0000 UTCWhat about 6-star hyperrealistic bloodeyes creepy small tora
Tempura Person
2025-02-26 17:59:42 +0000 UTCfun fact! if you want all of my money make a plushie gacha system where you can get rare pulls like el torito or the newest 5 star mao hage tora
SuuSuuka
2025-02-26 17:54:58 +0000 UTCHis most dangerous aspect is perhaps having el tomatillo as a partner in crime
Tempura Person
2025-02-26 13:54:13 +0000 UTCEl torito is a triple threat, a charming gentleman, a dashing rogue, a baby cutiepie truly he has it all
Notsicks
2025-02-26 13:53:04 +0000 UTCMakes me swoon just imagining it.
Vinuscar
2025-02-26 12:27:45 +0000 UTCel torito doesnt even wave, he tips his hat and goes on his merry way
Tempura Person
2025-02-26 12:26:57 +0000 UTCNGL I read this initially as El Doritos
ragnabyrne
2025-02-26 12:26:51 +0000 UTCAnd everyone swooned when El Torito passed by them.
Vinuscar
2025-02-26 12:26:16 +0000 UTC
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