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Procreating with xenos...

...is highly prohibited! And heretical!

Report any and all cases to your local Inquisitor Small Tora. (Inquisitora)

Procreating with xenos...

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There are 8888 more children just out of frame.

Francis Bacon

I got ya.

Aaron Moore

uhm ackshually the toranid was adopted (its the family pet)

Tempura Person

Who wouldn't want to make a tyratora?

Aaron Moore

We work on monster girl quest logic in this world

Tempura Person

Huh… Guess he is big enough to get past the tail. Well good for him on making the Hive and the Imperium proud. Not going to mention that insects don’t recognize family and breed with anything that is compatible . Nope, not gonna ruin his wholesome life.

Sphynx

...n-noooo

Loremaster of Sotek

Gladly.

Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron

This post was brought to you by the cult of the four-armed emperor

Tempura Person

Truly this is the best possible future for the Imperium. Don't these foolish humans understand?! The Old Ones created a failsafe in the Tyranids, an endless horde of sexy waifus, tentacles, and endless hunger for that sweet biomass! Why struggle for a Corpse Emperor when you could attain fulfillment, immortality, and customizable partners in the Tyranids? The Hive Mind can create your ideal, most desired bioform as a mate! Plus, I hear they give sloppy oral to men and women like absolute champs. Something Great Devourer something something, there's definitely no downsides whatsoever!

Loremaster of Sotek

Hell yea man! Get ya milf boys no matter what kind of critter she is

Shy_

Youd look like that too if someone was siphoning your vitality

Tempura Person

The man is GAUNT.

Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron

I would never... While there are short stack Votann around.

Vinuscar

Must obtain Tyranid wife.....

Kekada

Adorable family.

Kombatant Champion

It would be close, but inquisitora (they have an anti-toranid gun)

Tempura Person

Who’d win? Inquisitora or toranid?

Valvary

They call it the Toranid

Tempura Person

What!! It is a fren

Tempura Person

Aww, small tyratora

Bob Bob

Wait is it there!!! GET OUT! πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘

Grand Toraiarch

The Inquisitor or Big E? Because that shit too biological for the Omnissiah

Dinide

Probably like getting your soul sucked out

Tempura Person

What if i told you he was in on it too

Tempura Person

What's it like to get sloppy toppy by a tyranid?

the fallen ones

A happy ending? In this grimdark setting? More likely then you think. If you or any citizen see such horrid things please report it to your closest Inquisitor or high ranking Magos. The Omnissiah and the Emperor will pritect you from such foul things

Dinide

The pharaoh thanks you for this kind information

PapaCucuy

not to worry, he has just finished his second campaign and has retired with honors.

Tempura Person

No little guardsman she's stealing your genes

Mobot 123

Set aflame......... ...the candles on this celebration cake!

shenzyro

For documentation purposes I request to witness this Heretic commit coitus with the foul xeno. Purely for Documentation, and nothing else.

That Random Imperial

They live on a far out back water planet away from everything. Happy ending.

PapaCucuy

MAKE MORE BABIES!!!

kingou3853

This may make my a heretic... but... hear me out...

Arctic Wolf

Absolutely would make a massive family with my tyranid wife

Ellie Shadeflare, the Arrogant Gamer


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