Procreating with xenos...
Added 2025-01-28 02:32:40 +0000 UTC
...is highly prohibited! And heretical!
Report any and all cases to your local Inquisitor Small Tora. (Inquisitora)
There are 8888 more children just out of frame.
Francis Bacon
2025-01-28 14:04:51 +0000 UTC
I got ya.
Aaron Moore
2025-01-28 13:13:41 +0000 UTC
uhm ackshually the toranid was adopted (its the family pet)
Tempura Person
2025-01-28 12:39:00 +0000 UTC
Who wouldn't want to make a tyratora?
Aaron Moore
2025-01-28 12:02:51 +0000 UTC
We work on monster girl quest logic in this world
Tempura Person
2025-01-28 10:23:26 +0000 UTC
Huh⦠Guess he is big enough to get past the tail. Well good for him on making the Hive and the Imperium proud.
Not going to mention that insects donβt recognize family and breed with anything that is compatible . Nope, not gonna ruin his wholesome life.
Sphynx
2025-01-28 10:16:53 +0000 UTC
...n-noooo
Loremaster of Sotek
2025-01-28 07:40:46 +0000 UTC
Gladly.
Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron
2025-01-28 07:33:01 +0000 UTC
This post was brought to you by the cult of the four-armed emperor
Tempura Person
2025-01-28 06:56:26 +0000 UTC
Truly this is the best possible future for the Imperium. Don't these foolish humans understand?! The Old Ones created a failsafe in the Tyranids, an endless horde of sexy waifus, tentacles, and endless hunger for that sweet biomass!
Why struggle for a Corpse Emperor when you could attain fulfillment, immortality, and customizable partners in the Tyranids? The Hive Mind can create your ideal, most desired bioform as a mate!
Plus, I hear they give sloppy oral to men and women like absolute champs. Something Great Devourer something something, there's definitely no downsides whatsoever!
Loremaster of Sotek
2025-01-28 06:28:15 +0000 UTC
Hell yea man! Get ya milf boys no matter what kind of critter she is
Shy_
2025-01-28 06:22:58 +0000 UTC
Youd look like that too if someone was siphoning your vitality
Tempura Person
2025-01-28 05:06:48 +0000 UTC
The man is GAUNT.
Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron
2025-01-28 04:56:48 +0000 UTC
I would never...
While there are short stack Votann around.
Vinuscar
2025-01-28 04:31:29 +0000 UTC
Must obtain Tyranid wife.....
Kekada
2025-01-28 04:29:02 +0000 UTC
Adorable family.
Kombatant Champion
2025-01-28 04:28:49 +0000 UTC
It would be close, but inquisitora (they have an anti-toranid gun)
Tempura Person
2025-01-28 03:34:24 +0000 UTC
Whoβd win? Inquisitora or toranid?
Valvary
2025-01-28 03:23:18 +0000 UTC
They call it the Toranid
Tempura Person
2025-01-28 03:16:15 +0000 UTC
What!! It is a fren
Tempura Person
2025-01-28 03:16:03 +0000 UTC
Aww, small tyratora
Bob Bob
2025-01-28 03:08:35 +0000 UTC
Wait is it there!!! GET OUT! ππΌπ
Grand Toraiarch
2025-01-28 02:53:42 +0000 UTC
The Inquisitor or Big E?
Because that shit too biological for the Omnissiah
Dinide
2025-01-28 02:52:08 +0000 UTC
Probably like getting your soul sucked out
Tempura Person
2025-01-28 02:50:30 +0000 UTC
What if i told you he was in on it too
Tempura Person
2025-01-28 02:50:10 +0000 UTC
What's it like to get sloppy toppy by a tyranid?
the fallen ones
2025-01-28 02:40:32 +0000 UTC
A happy ending? In this grimdark setting?
More likely then you think.
If you or any citizen see such horrid things please report it to your closest Inquisitor or high ranking Magos.
The Omnissiah and the Emperor will pritect you from such foul things
Dinide
2025-01-28 02:40:18 +0000 UTC
The pharaoh thanks you for this kind information
PapaCucuy
2025-01-28 02:37:56 +0000 UTC
not to worry, he has just finished his second campaign and has retired with honors.
Tempura Person
2025-01-28 02:37:00 +0000 UTC
No little guardsman she's stealing your genes
Mobot 123
2025-01-28 02:36:20 +0000 UTC
Set aflame.........
...the candles on this celebration cake!
shenzyro
2025-01-28 02:35:00 +0000 UTC
For documentation purposes I request to witness this Heretic commit coitus with the foul xeno.
Purely for Documentation, and nothing else.
That Random Imperial
2025-01-28 02:34:38 +0000 UTC
They live on a far out back water planet away from everything. Happy ending.
PapaCucuy
2025-01-28 02:34:12 +0000 UTC
MAKE MORE BABIES!!!
kingou3853
2025-01-28 02:33:43 +0000 UTC
This may make my a heretic... but... hear me out...
Arctic Wolf
2025-01-28 02:33:36 +0000 UTC
Absolutely would make a massive family with my tyranid wife
Ellie Shadeflare, the Arrogant Gamer
2025-01-28 02:33:33 +0000 UTC