112.M42 - The Caprax Incursion
Added 2024-10-12 10:32:33 +0000 UTCRemnants of Nurgle's forces from the Plague Wars, battered and beaten, would come to regret when they set foot on the Daemon World of Caprax V to regroup.
Unbeknownst to them, the diseases brought by their fetid presence would cause 0.1% of the tomato crops planted on the agri-patches to ripen and burst, with the wasted crop immediately alerting a local Tomatokin heretic fleet to their location.
Though the rotten invaders counted among their number six Daemon Princes, three Great Unclean Ones and a throng of Exalted Plaguebearers, they were almost instantly obliterated, cut down to a man by the Tomatokin, who suffered a total of zero losses.
To rub salt in the wound, Toraminous the Brazierlord would set the remains of the fallen Nurglite Astartes ablaze with sacred flames, sanctifying the bodies and resurrecting them as new Small Tora reborn to the Tomatokin forces.
The news of this minor scuffle would reach far beyond the sector, with billions knowing the price of a tomato wasted to the Tomatokin.
Comments
(dont worry theyre actually cool)
Tempura Person
2024-10-14 15:59:32 +0000 UTCBy the Emperor! Avert thine eyes before the corruption takes hold!!!!
Bigsmile
2024-10-14 15:56:02 +0000 UTCthe only way out for nonbelievers... is friendship!
Tempura Person
2024-10-13 16:12:46 +0000 UTCThats one way to fight Rotten Tomatoes
Dinide
2024-10-13 16:02:49 +0000 UTCthats the world eaters small tora
Tempura Person
2024-10-12 12:40:53 +0000 UTC“Rip and tear, until it tomato.”
Kiri Foxtail
2024-10-12 12:19:21 +0000 UTCSmall Tora is always peak yo...
Tempura Person
2024-10-12 10:45:37 +0000 UTCEYOOOOO bro this is peak!!
Grand Toraiarch
2024-10-12 10:36:45 +0000 UTC
