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For those of you who don't get Josh's reference - cyanide, a deadly poison, is said to smell like bitter almonds

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Lolll the sooch legs at the end is me when I do something evil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (I am also short asf unfortunately)

Laura YUC

Apparently rat poison tastes like cinnamon so he's lucky it wasn't French toast or something lol

Jackson Maltese

Ah psychological warfare my favorite ๐Ÿ˜‚

Larissa Nuรฑez-Hill

Our baby is salty 'cause he can't be loud with his boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜†

Lucรญa Rueda Quero

Probably Sooch

VelBelle

โ€œTo nourish youโ€ had me cackling ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

VelBelle

Didnโ€™t get the reference, I just thought he was allergic to nuts ๐Ÿ˜‚

PrincessC123

Everyone talking about sooch and Josh BUT HOWIE BLUSHING EATING THE SANDWICH. MY LIL HEART CANNOT TAKE IT

Stacie Melendez

josh who hurt you lmao

eacey

Casey?

Matthew Helland

Josh has been burned before I suspect!

Doddz Co

look at that ittie bittie boi, feet don't touch the ground in an adult chair, cute ๐Ÿค

gehrminator

Sooch is me fr fr

Peachy Keen

If ur friends aren't sure they're safe with you...are you really friends ๐Ÿ˜Œ ๐Ÿง

Insaner

Know what else is abt to be in that tiny body?๐Ÿ˜

Frb

So much evil in such a tiny body

Any

Sooch being a menace>>>

thedistortedeye

Yes, that would beโ€ฆโ€ฆ silly ๐Ÿ™‚ hahahehe๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Kiara Davis

Sooch to Howie: i made you breakfast ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซฐ๐Ÿฝ Sooch to Josh: i made you breakfast ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคซ

your.mom

Makes me think of the "sooch and his handler" pic that bittie did a little while back

G

Psychological games ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†..

Amber

I got the cyanide joke right away lmaoooo

Gracie

I always thought psychological thrillers were scarier than gore/jump scare. Sooch is proving my point.

NoNameGame

Not suspiciously at all either ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lรฉa

๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒž

ell

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Gracie Bou

I do think he initially he just felt like doing something nice (be it bc he's in a good mood or bc he wants to have a serious talk, like Josh did with the coffee), but when he saw Josh uncertain he jumped on the occasion lol

Magz

Evil psychological love games ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Millie J

The 'mind games' here is that Sooch is acting veeeeeery nice and innocent, which is out of character for him since his relationship with Josh is usually playful bickering. Nice and innocent enough to seem like he's hiding something, which makes Josh think he mightve done something with the sandwich or be trying to prank him or something. So while yes, technically, Sooch just did something nice by giving Josh a sandwich, he's having a bit of fun making Josh overthink it :")

Magz

Nono of HOWIE's cooking. Check what just happened on the lab, and the many times his culinary attempts got censored. And disposed of as chemical waste.

Umbrathor

Excellent assessment, Theo.

Umbrathor

But Sooch isn't doing anything! Just giving himn a sandwich and answering his questions.

Umbrathor

I hope that is the explanation, and not Sooch actually playing mind games. That's probably just a joke by Bittie. Being autistic I tend to take anything people sat as true unless there are clear clues to the contrary, but 'Sooch actually playing mind games' with a sandwich... I don't see that happening.

Umbrathor

Damn, you're right. I had read several articles a few years ago talking about how dangerous they were to have raw or growing in your own yard and that's what I remembered. Your comment made me recheck that. Didn't know that. My bad.

V Blackstone

Dabble in psychological games! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Babyfire86

Hahahaha Sooch is such a youngest sibling!

GR

SOOCH, you little troll! LMAOO

Allison B

Sooch over here completely happy and Josh about to panic with that sweat ๐Ÿ˜…

MJ

poor Josh ๐Ÿ˜…

Morgen Schuler

Kinda like Josh did by giving Sooch coffee when he wanted to tell Sooch Molly saw them kissing a while back

Hannah Charbonneau

Josh - is it safe? Soother - ๐Ÿ™‚

Lunarfrey

I love that Sooch is likely about to have a semi serious talk with Josh but was gonna use the sandwich as a joke to break the ice. I feel like that's the direction we're going in

Sarah B

Lmfao ๐Ÿ˜‚ SOOCH!!

Sarah B

His panic ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Tenga

Sooch you're wicked! ๐Ÿ˜† Let the poor hungry guy eat in peace ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lรฉa

Josh is so hungry but is so afraid of what Sooch "might" have don't to the sandwich ahhahaha

Ino

Yes, HCN smells like bitter almonds, because that's part of what makes bitter almonds smell ๐Ÿ˜„ The almond smell is mostly from benzaldehyde though.

Tom G

to nourish you ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Colby

Nonsense. You need to eat several kilos of sweet almonds for there to be any issues at all. By the way, cooking almonds does not impact their cyanide content in any way. *Bitter* almonds is a different matter.

Tom G

The switch from absolutely adoring and sweet for Howie to being a menace dabbling in psychological warfare with Josh cracks me up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

keylean

I think he's feeling a little generous after this morning.

theo

Blushy Howie made my morning

๐ช๐“‚ƒ haven

Bahaha poor Josh

๐ช๐“‚ƒ haven

Is Sooch trying to rest importance of making breakfast for his bf by also making breakfast for his other friend or is he just in a good mood?

K Mรฉndez

Everyone is scared of Sooch cooking

Jessica Shontz

Sooch is me on the rare occasion that I'm kind to my brothers and offer some of my french fries from McDonald's ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

emily

no I def noticed that too

samiaia

loooooooool sooch you little shit XDDD if you want josh out of the house just be nice, jeez

Barbs

Not the psychological warfare!!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Dani Z

Free food and poisonous/deadly? During exam season? I call that a win win

Nad1n0

Sooch, you absolute MENACE ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ Poor Josh

BiliousBecca

I love their friendship so much lol

Jenna H

Which is why you can't eat raw almonds. They are poisonous.

V Blackstone

Being picky over a meal handed to you? In this economy? As a college student? Accepting that your roommates might poison you is a sacred college experience, Josh you wasteful drama queen ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

kells

That smirk lmao

Rafi

Damn you know the sex goes hard when you make breakfast for your partner AND your roommate

tapwater

Sneaky :3

Mr. Las

Iโ€™ll always get cyanide references cuz that was my hamsterโ€™s name.

Iris Grear

"to nourish you" is peak comedy ngl

Tina

Happy birthday!! ๐ŸŽˆ

Megan Ferguson

Dabble in psychological games ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Amelia Rector

I genuinely love Josh and Soochโ€™s friendship. Itโ€™s reminds me of how all my male cousins interact.

Rachael Pavlik

Lol Sooch thatโ€™s soo mean ๐Ÿคฃ poor Josh

Brittany

Loool I even showed my mom, because it was too funny ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Katherine Nyx

YES PETER THOMASโ€™ DULCET TONES! WHAT A SHOW!

ajayburd

For about 90% of the time I spent working on this comic I had forensic files playing in the background lol

Kimmikala

Hahah poor josh, i mean we all remember sooch pissed off face ๐Ÿ˜‚

SnowWrite

โ€œSooch has started to dabble in psychological games.โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Casey has entered his chaos gremlin era.

Amanda

Hahahahaahah!

Amber

Poor Josh

Paw Kitty

S/O to my fellow forensic files gremlins who KNOW about them bitter almond smells!!! we know our poisons!!!

ajayburd

howie's face ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ he's so deeply in love, i fear. also josh and sooch are the perfect comedy duo, they're so funny every time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

charlie

What a great birthday present to have today. Psychological warfare between roommates

Anna Elgersma

the difference between Howie chowing down without a care bc his boyfriend made him breakfast versus Josh๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

Shmitty

He is feeling so good on that natural high. Makong breakfast for everyone

Lillie

โ€œSooch has started to dabble in psychological gamesโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ who knew all Sooch needed was a supportive boyfriend to unlock his inherent desire for world domination

Luna Lena

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

LV

sooo he did put bitter almonds/apple seeds or Josh is just paranoic?

Kumiko Misaki

Lmao Sooch, you're a brat ๐Ÿ˜‚

Kumiko Misaki

Are Sooch's legs to thins on the last panel or it's just me? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Gabriela Dรญaz

โ€˜anything for youโ€™ ๐Ÿคฃ

Serena Bailey

Sooch: That would be...๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธsilly...๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

Zaj

He will never stop

Lesbean

"You said you wanted to feel the love too, dude!"

RoseRiverWolf

Josh, ever the victim๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Clarita

Sooch, you devious little man! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Ash

PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE

kaleidofiesta

it's so nice seeing Sooch finally relaxing and finding himself again

Selli

Needed this laugh, thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š

Mildred Locke

I can just picture it, the diabolical smile at the pause "that would be... silly".

Viking

๐Ÿ˜‚Iโ€™m weak! Not psychological games! ๐Ÿคฃ

Inez Martinez

"Sooch has started to dabble in psychology games" ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bek Southwick

Sooch, my personal hero ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™‡

Bluepotato


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