Taskmaster - S12 E7 - The Integrity Of The Product.
Added 2024-10-08 13:00:14 +0000 UTCThe seethrough prompt for the description today was "Why do you create?". You know what? I believe I have said this time and time again, but I create because besides the obvious fun I have watching these shows, it brings me absolute joy sharing these funny moments with all of you and knowing we are all having fun together. In a hectic world where we all live such complicated lives, it is simply amazing that the internet can connect us all, where ever we may be on the planet, and in this particular site, I get to share such wonderful moments with a group of such lovely humans. I spent almost all my life seeking laughter and joy and have come to realise that when I find it, I always want to share it. I am happiest when I share. Look where I ended up? Discovering the best comedies and sharing them with the best people!
*Chandler Tone : Could my life BE any better?
Thank you all for the radiance you bring to my life. π
Ok... enough sappiness, time to laugh our cotton socks off! π€ͺ
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Close enough! Lol
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-11-09 00:56:59 +0000 UTCππ€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-11-09 00:56:41 +0000 UTCThat is what I said!! Lol
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-11-09 00:56:33 +0000 UTCNah theres a BIG difference between snooker and snuka π
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-11-08 19:20:27 +0000 UTC55:09 ANOTHER MANDY FUCK!!!!!
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-11-08 19:01:13 +0000 UTCIt's a bloody crab stick
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-11-08 18:40:48 +0000 UTCaisling- fancied her for like a decade, might be annoying tho. Rose matafao- cute but never really seen her in anything else and broke james acaster. Morgana- AURA. Charlotte - so cute, lovely, seems like if you brought her home to your parents theyd love her. Its official Charlottes the top taskmaster wifey material π€£π€£π€£ sorry you read this mandy π¬
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-11-07 22:42:11 +0000 UTCRight so yes its common knowledge that i fancy aisling Charlotte and rose but the way morgana speaks, her aura and the way she is means shes wayyyy up there. Looks aint everything even tho shes still pretty anyway
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-11-07 22:33:27 +0000 UTCIts crazy how your a celeb and not a normy anymore
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-11-07 21:52:07 +0000 UTCYou do know its guz not gus right?
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-11-07 21:49:44 +0000 UTCOh fuck less than a minute in and you can tell right before recording shes snorted 17 lines of coke, thisll be a long one guys good luck
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-11-07 21:44:12 +0000 UTCSo here, when builders take on apprentices they send them to the hardware shops with fake requests and the shop keepers are in on it. So a left handed hammer is just a hammer. A long weight is a long WAIT i.e. the shopkeeper disappears for ages, and you cant get tartan print paint cos it's impossible to make. ππ
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2024-10-13 10:45:01 +0000 UTCThere is a monument here and one in Washington. What is that called? The Washington Monument? π
Carl-Fredrik L
2024-10-12 15:45:45 +0000 UTCfrickin auto correct *shakes fist*
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2024-10-12 13:12:36 +0000 UTCIt is much better to feel like a silly goose than to feel like a dumb duck. π€ͺ
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2024-10-12 13:10:28 +0000 UTCSounds great. Also wasn't Truco the name of one of the bad guys in Breaking Bad?
Rusty Dog
2024-10-11 03:33:20 +0000 UTCHAHAHA! I really doubt it Danny! He is much older and if he isn't gay, he is doing a horrible job showing it π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 01:29:47 +0000 UTCOhhh!! Was that the issue? I didn't hear her say it as snucker π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 01:28:24 +0000 UTCThank you ever so dearly Steve πππ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 01:27:50 +0000 UTCAye, I know who Vic Reeves is, plucking a hair of his while filming is really bizarre stuff! Haha! Can't remember the Sally thing π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 01:27:28 +0000 UTCHAHAHHAHAA! You know? It didn't feel right π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 01:26:02 +0000 UTCππΆ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 01:25:30 +0000 UTCTruco is really fun, a pain to learn and you need other people who also know how to play. I don't have people to play with anymore, but that game can get heated!!! π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 01:24:52 +0000 UTCI have no idea what that shopping list is about, I often use hammers, and careful helping people push cars! My mom's ex boyfriend hurt his back doing that in his 20's and it bothered him for the rest of his life! π¬
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 01:23:12 +0000 UTCπ€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 00:44:57 +0000 UTCGlad I wasn't alone! π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 00:44:47 +0000 UTCOh wow! There are more than I thought there were! How unfortunate for them. Thank you for sharing!! πππ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 00:23:32 +0000 UTCLol, Van Damme is random! π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 00:22:45 +0000 UTCJokes on you! I have asthma and the stamina of a slug if slugs have very low stamina. I'd be dead in 2 minutes. Would power a whole city for those 2 minutes though π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 00:22:06 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHA Had to Google it to be sure, and I must say, they lacked imagination! π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-11 00:20:18 +0000 UTCI quite enjoyed when you forgot the name of the 'Monument in Washington' π
Joe Jones
2024-10-09 19:38:51 +0000 UTCI have an idea that I think will solve the worldβs energy crisis. All we need to do is fill Mandy with sugar and caffeine then put her on a bike with a dynamo and let her go. That would generate enough energy for decades to come.
(Just) Steve
2024-10-09 09:03:14 +0000 UTCIt's nice to see that you are using off-air copies now. You get to hear what is on next and even see the Coors sponsorship sting. I think if your video had included it and you let it play, the actor Jean-Claude Van Damme would have come out of the ice.
Jeffrey44
2024-10-09 08:55:46 +0000 UTCContestants to have not won an episode of taskmaster: - Romesh S1 - Joe Wilkinson S2 - Sara Pascoe S3 - Aisling Bea & Nish Kumar S5 - Phil Wang S7 Romesh & Aisling were both beaten at tie-breaks and therefore prevented from winning their episodes.
AWR93
2024-10-09 04:26:38 +0000 UTCππ
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2024-10-08 22:58:53 +0000 UTCIts alright. While she's out I'll just ask her to pick me up a left handed hammer, a Long weight, a Board face and 2 buckets of tartan paint. π€ͺπ
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2024-10-08 22:56:48 +0000 UTCNever ask a woman her age, weight, or why she needs a hammer! π
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2024-10-08 22:54:29 +0000 UTCThe guy in the shop was right, I think one of the reasons why people like you so much is because your face is very dynamic and full of expression. π€ͺ What the heck are you doing with a hammer btw?? "That thing gets hot man" Also with irons: curiously, have you worked out how to use the symbols on clothes tags? I find that makes life easier π Key to ironing is handwork and care. You shouldn't burn yourself if you're doing it right π What a day for me as well. It's a monsoon over here!!! βπ Helped a lady tonight on my way home, her Mini broke down right in front of me on a roundabout so I pushed her all the way off the roundabout, across a busy traffic lane and into a nearby junction. Thankfully she was only a 10 minute walk from home so she left the car were it was for now and to finish, went to gym but got a cheeky McDonald's too. Not to tease but they're doing a Twix Mcflurry at the mo π.
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2024-10-08 22:46:59 +0000 UTCSnooker as in Snoopy. Otherwise we'd have Snup Dogg and Snuppy :) I actually livestreamed a snooker game yesterday, if you want to learn the game, hehe. It's a long stream but there is a place where I explain the rules - no idea of the timestamp. Anyway yes, Victoria won! Awesome. Considering that she scored low in a couple of the tasks, that she still won 2 rounds with 5 points was enough to carry her through. Salvaged it right at the end with her spider description, which you got also. Nice. The jingle task was the best one but some just didn't make a great job of it. Desiree's was great as was Alan's with grandad's will. :) Loved your cat story. haha. Now I want to learn Truco (and possibly also how to spell it).
Rusty Dog
2024-10-08 19:48:43 +0000 UTCAre you a US tax payer? How does it work if you moved from the US as a child?
Jeffrey44
2024-10-08 19:36:16 +0000 UTCI think I remember you saying that you wanted much much more political discussion on here, or you might have said much less. Either way, you mentioned political discussion. So, here are the Taskmaster contestants and their links to politics that I'm aware of and immediately come to mind. It won't be a complete list, so other people can add to it if they are aware of anything I have missed. I have mentioned the names of a couple of people who appeared in New Year Treat episodes but I don't think it's a spoiler since you won't know them anyway. Krishnan Guru-Murthy (New Year's Treat) will present Channel 4's US election coverage in November. His guests will include Stormy Daniels and Taskmaster funder Boris Johnson. Al Murray (Series 3) stood for election for the Free United Kingdom Party (FUKP) in South Thanet in 2015. You'll be interested to know that he said at the time, "Let it be known that like many of the parliamentary hopefuls in the forthcoming election, I have no idea where South Thanet is β but did that stop Margaret Thatcher from saving the Falkland Islands? No!β. He came 6th of 11 candidates with 316 votes (0.6% of the total votes cast). Sayeeda Warsi, Baroness Warsi (New Year's Treet 2) stood for election for the Conservative Party in Dewsbury in 2005. She came 2nd of 6 candidates with 11192 votes (29.0%). Sally Phillips (Series 5) played the Finnish prime minister in American comedy Veep. I hope someone found this interesting, even if that person wasn't Mandy Cane Lane. Goodnight all.
Jeffrey44
2024-10-08 19:29:49 +0000 UTCSo, I was scrolling through the clips that came after the Gallagher clip and after a few, came across this one.. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nYK6EqqB8T4
BobSandwiches
2024-10-08 19:00:17 +0000 UTCHAHAHA! I will need to keep that in mind!!
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-08 18:25:58 +0000 UTCLmao, money doesn't make me happy though. I just have to stay fed and pay the bills and it is wonderful that I get to do it this way. Wish I could do all of it for free, in fact, on Youtube I do. Everyone is quite confused on how much I make though... between fees, commisions and taxes I keep about a third of what I make. π€·π»ββοΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-08 18:24:54 +0000 UTCWhen it comes to flirting with women through song the master has to be kevin bloody wilson π
Josh Read
2024-10-08 17:54:25 +0000 UTCPlease for the love of all the thousands of gods never say giggity again, I don't buy patreons subscriptions for that π€£
Remi
2024-10-08 17:46:45 +0000 UTCThank you Mandy! It's a pleasure to be one of the humans that you share your joy with π€
DriveIn
2024-10-08 17:21:13 +0000 UTCIn his mind he's probably thinking "well she hasn't ran away from me, I might have a chance". ππGot to applaud you for the Liam Gallagher clip.
JokerDanny
2024-10-08 16:48:43 +0000 UTCFWIW, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir) is in a double act with Bob Mortimer, and Bob let Sally Phillips bring in something grosser than his beard hair
Robert Allen
2024-10-08 16:13:22 +0000 UTCThat sounds like a terrible way to flirt, showing a lady an old picture and saying, 'Honestly, I used to look good.'π Not that Iβd do any better; I think my attempt at chatting up Argentinian women would go something like this... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tb8Ey53M2iQ
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2024-10-08 16:13:05 +0000 UTCI'm so happy things are falling into place for youβ'Everything's coming up Milhouse!' There's nothing better than a happy Mandy. π Your reaction was fantastic, thank you! π€π€
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2024-10-08 16:01:30 +0000 UTCItβs not an accent thing! itβs pronounced like Snew-ker not snuck-er π but you are right that who the hell cares we know what people are trying to say π€·ββοΈ
Jonathan Davies
2024-10-08 14:41:59 +0000 UTCSounds like that guy is trying to flirt with you but is bad at it
JokerDanny
2024-10-08 14:35:20 +0000 UTCSnooker has 15 reds andβ¦oh never mind youβre googling it as we speak.
Jonathan Davies
2024-10-08 13:51:37 +0000 UTCI was really glad you went back to see Victoria because I DID NOT catch that first time either πππ
Jonathan Davies
2024-10-08 13:49:20 +0000 UTCYou forgot to mention all the money in the description.
Jeffrey44
2024-10-08 13:13:08 +0000 UTCChandler's life improved when he stopped worrying about his wenis - also First!
Hypnobob
2024-10-08 13:07:08 +0000 UTC
