I was doing some house work on Sunday when I noticed that the lighting in my bathroom is very flattering on my fat gut. Or maybe I mean unflattering ππ₯΅ Either way, I liked what I saw and just had to show you as well. Didn't I say it's impossible to get anything done with this soft sack of lard flopping over my waistband? I can't focus on anything these days - all I want to do is fondle my swollen body and eat π₯΅ Did anyone order a fat himbo?