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#1. The Tyrant of Turd  by pirateboy

INT. BEDROOM

Kayla is at work performing on a live stream when she hears her roommate stumble into the house.

KAYLA: Hold on, time out. I'm gonna go get my...uh, enhancements....Don't go anywhere.

CLIENT: Okay, I was about to finish, but I'll wait...

KAYLA: Thanks doll face.

KAYLA NARRATION: Today, while working the night shift, I heard my obnoxious roommate stumble in drunk AGAIN!

FLASHBACK: Kayla narrates over the action she's describing.

KAYLA NARRATION: I helped her the first time, even walked her to my bathroom where she utterly destroyed it right in front of me. It was coming out of both ends almost entirely missing the bowl!

BACK TO PRESENT: Kayla peeks out of her room and sees Becky crawling down the hallway toward her bathroom with her pants already around her ankles.

KAYLA: No, go use your bathroom! Shoo Shoo!

BECKY: I'm not gonna make it.

KAYLA: Its the same equal distance, if you just turn around now!

BECKY: Which way?

She sits up on her knees looking around the room which is making her dizzy and she falls over.

KAYLA: NO! No, no, no no no! Get up. You can't sleep there.

BECKY: But I wanna poop.

KAYLA: I know you do, that's why you cannot stay here.

KAYLA NARRATION: I picked her up off the floor and pointed her toward her bathroom which she slowly started crawling towards. I even got down on my hands and knees and gave her the helpful push she needed.

BECKY: (giggles) oops...careful. I'm gassy.

KAYLA NARRATION: Oh sick, I think I swallowed that one. I collapsed onto the floor and this bitch crawls over me and back down to MY bathroom. By the time I got up, she was already in. God damn, she's fast when she's drunk!

Kayla sneaks down the hallway. As she passes by her bedroom we can hear her computer.

CLIENT: Hello? Am I still being charged for this time?

Kayla ignores it and peers into her bathroom only to find Becky on her knees throwing up her entire stomach contents into the toilet.

KAYLA: Oh my god!

Becky slowly holds her head up, wipes her mouth and smiles.

BECKY: I made it!

KAYLA: I guess its better it came out the top.

BECKY: Oh no, it came out the bottom too.

KAYLA: What? Where?....

*SQUISH

KAYLA NARRATION: YUP! I stepped in it! This bitch shat on MY FLOOR!!! AND I stepped in it!!.... FML

Becky attempts to sit on the toilet, only to fall off, landing face first, bottoms up.

#2. Lock, Stark & 2 Smoking Roommates by bd37gc362

COLD OPEN:

INT. BATHROOM

Kayla is fresh out of the shower, still drying off while bopping to some tunes when the doorbell interrupts her. She drops the towel and walks down the hallway, peeks out the peephole and ALMOST answers the door when she realizes...

KAYLA: Oops, I should probably get a robe or something.

CUT TO:

Kayla in her robe, brisk walking to the front door and opening it up to Becky her new roommate.

KAYLA NARRATION: Today, as times have gotten tougher, I welcomed a new housemate to live with me.

KAYLA: Hello! Welcome, make yourself at home...cause, this IS your new home!

BECKY: (fake laugh) Do you always greet new people half naked?

KAYLA: What? No! I uh, I was in the shower and then I was drying off and...

BECKY: (interrupts) Where's my room, exactly?

Kayla sheepishly points toward her bedroom.

KAYLA NARRATION: I really needed this to work. My landlord has raised my rent every year. I can barely afford to live here anymore.

CUT TO: Kayla's Bedroom.

Kayla grabs a key off her nightstand.

KAYLA: here ya go. This is the key to the house and THIS is the key to your bedroom door.

BECKY: Ah, perfect.

KAYLA: We should get a drink soon, really have some roommate bonding time.

BECKY: Yeah, I dunno. Maybe. I'm gonna go unpack if that's okay?

KAYLA: Oh, yeah...of course. I didn't mean right this second...

KAYLA NARRATION: Damn, is it freezing in here or was it just her shoulder?...Now where did I leave my underwear?...

Kayla leaves her bedroom, closes the door behind her, only to get her robe caught in it.

KAYLA: Oops. (laughs) Silly me.

KAYLA NARRATION: Oh shit, my key didn't work! I must have given her MY key by mistake! Okay, well....no problem...

Kayla slips out of her robe, and hustles down the hallway. She stops at the end and checks if the coast is clear.

KAYLA NARRATION: I could see her bedroom door was open, a quick switcheroo and she'd be none the wiser.

Kayla swallows hard and books it to Becky's bedroom. She peeks inside. The room is empty and she spots her key on the dresser.

KAYLA: (gaps) My key!

KAYLA NARRATION: So as I stood natural as the day I was born, in her bedroom. I heard her coming. No time to think clearly, I ducked and his behind the door.

Becky returns to her room and continues to unpack her stuff. She didn't even notice Kayla until...

KAYLA: with her back to me, I was able to sneak out from behind the door and creep out until...I farted.

BECKY: Who's there?

KAYLA NARRATION: I'm busted. So, I just went with it.

KAYLA: Howdy neighbor, I uh...Okay, funny story...

BECKY: And what may I ask are you doing naked in my room? Boundaries much?

KAYLA: I uh, um...well, what I mean is...

BECKY: Ya know, my last roommate would conveniently walk around the house naked all the time. I really made me angry because I just knew she was saying her body as better then mine.

KAYLA: Was it? I mean, what a bitch! Look, I swear I'm not trying to flaunt my amazing body on you...

Becky glares daggers at her.

KAYLA: What I mean is, I figured out, I gave you the wrong key when I got my robe stuck in my door and....

BECKY: And you couldn't grab a towel from the bathroom? A cozy blanket from the couch, or even a dish towel from the kitchen?

KAYLA: (pauses) All good ideas in hindsight.

BECKY: (laughs) I'm just messin' with ya. I get it. You'll be seeing plenty of me too in the coming months.

KAYLA: Oh, goody. (laughs) so yeah, if I can have my key, I'll be on my way...

KAYLA NARRATION: She handed me the key, but I was using both my hands to save whatever dignity I had left.

KAYLA: My hands are full, can you just....um, can you like, put the key in my mouth?

KAYLA NARRATION: And my dignity is officially on empty....

Becky awkwardly slips the key into her mouth.

KAYLA NARRATION: FML

#3. STINKING GAMERS:  By Thunderbrix8579

INT. LIVINGROOM

Kayla and Becky are playing video games online. A giant explosion is heard from the TV.

KAYLA: haha Gotcha Bitch!

BECKY: You are on a streak tonight!

KAYLA: I am the queen of this game....uh, what's it called again?

BECKY: I dunno, its whatever the disc was inside. Hey, are you hungry?

KAYLA: I could totally go for some premium Burrito Barn, right now.

BECKY: I was thinking Steak Spot or Pizza Plop.

Kayla pauses the game as they both look at each other.

KAYLA & BECKY: Lets Deliveroo ALL THREE!!!

CUT TO: The girls are devouring the food.

KAYLA: Dude, I can't believe you let the Pizza Plop guy see you naked.

BECKY: I wanted the pizza for free. And if you notice, he just gave it to me.

KAYLA: That's because I pre-paid for it on the deliveroo ap.

BECKY: Oh, so I flashed my undercarriage for nothing.

KAYLA: (laughs) You slut!

KAYLA NARRATION: I laughed so hard, I farted.

BECKY: (laughs) now look who's the slut!

KAYLA: (laughs)What?...(gasps) Oh my god! I gotta take a break...

She grabs her stomach and tries to run out of the room, but Becky grabs her arm.

BECKY: Noooo, we already took a break to eat. That shithead in the game is almost caught up to you. You're gonna lose your streak!!

KAYLA: I'm gonna have a streak going down my leg if I don't. You play for me!

She tosses her controller at her.

BECKY: What? No way! I'm nowhere NEAR as good as you are. I”ll just make it worse!

KAYLA: Well, this is coming out right now, so I either go take care of this, or we're both gonna be in deep shit.

BECKY: WAIT!

KAYLA: WHAT???

BECKY: I think I may have a solution.

Kayla is dancing around.

KAYLA: Better make it quick!!

CUT TO: Becky and Kayla are both sitting, with their pants down, side by side on portable camping toilets while they are playing the game.

KAYLA NARRATION: And there we sat. Two grown ass women WITH JOBS sat in our living room pooping in portable toilets, so we can play video games....

KAYLA: This was the best idea....

BECKY: EVER! Good thing I remembered I had these.

KAYLA: Yeah...since when were you a comping enthusiast?

BECKY: I'm not. I just really like Burrito Barn. I keep them in my trunk for emergencies.

KAYLA NARRATION: Not my proudest moment.....FML

BECKY: You annihilated him!!

Kayla stands up and does a celebratory dance.

THE END