Vote on the July exclusive audio!
Added 2023-07-04 18:16:23 +0000 UTCIt's an all genre poll for July! A couple of second chancers and some new ideas too.
1. The Lady Meets Her Favorite Commoner in the Royal Forest (Noble Listener x Commoner)
Bringing this one back because it seemed pretty popular. A lady develops a friendship with a commoner who tresspasses in the royal forest. She sees him when she takes rides in the woods, and they enjoy the natural beauty, conversation and flirtation outside the bounds of their strict society and of course, give into temptation.
2. I'm Too Attracted to You to Marry You, It Wouldn't Be Proper (Noble Listener x Noble Speaker)
Where the first one is more of a medieval fantasy vibe, this is our Regency/Bridgerton thing. Listener and Speaker's families have been trying to set them up and negotiate a marriage, but Speaker has been resistant, and Listener endeavors to finds out why. Speaker confesses that Listener turns him on to an improper degree for a married couple. It would be too distracting, consuming, and enabling to his baser instincts. This is the rough mdom to 1's switchy soft mdom.
3. Stuck on a Train with a Rival Outlaw (Outlaw Listener x Outlaw Speaker)
This is my wild west themed idea! Two notorious rival outlaws happen to catch the same high-class train to evade the law and are forced to make a tense truce. Maybe they have to pretend to be married to throw off their pursuers? Banter, danger and switchiness.
4. Rendezvous at the Gala with Your Double Agent Contact (Spy Listener x Spy Speaker)
SPIES! You're a secret agent headed to a fancy party to meet with a contact who's been working for the bad guys, but as a double agent for your agency. The stakes are high, and he might need a little reassurance to hold his nerve. Tuxes, gowns and Msub to Mdom in some luxurious locale.
Comments
he was trying to be goofy, but jokes on him, i am also goofy
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2023-07-17 07:34:01 +0000 UTC@ky, no same because i know it was a joke in the valentines day audio but i still think abt it to this day 🥴
midnight_munchies3
2023-07-16 06:13:22 +0000 UTCok i just read, yes, every comment. i feel safe here, you're all also insane
ky 💌❣️✨
2023-07-16 05:52:28 +0000 UTComg full yeehaw. that ONE time you said "howdy" changed my brain forever. i cannot even imagine
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2023-07-16 05:46:11 +0000 UTCi just got here today and these options are making me vibrate. how do y'all even choose
ky 💌❣️✨
2023-07-16 03:37:41 +0000 UTCThe schedules have varied month to month in the past, as August's life and recording schedule vary, but if we're basing it on last month, it should go like this, with posts being always on Fridays: 1. Dirty talk audio 2. Early access to eventual free on Reddit audio 3. Exclusive NSFW audio (the one we vote on) 4. SFW audio I'm just here excited for Fridays no matter what haha, a strategy I also recommend.
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-13 14:26:45 +0000 UTCdo what i do: forget the schedule entirely and just keep being delighted on fridays lol
Rya Li
2023-07-13 05:19:22 +0000 UTCwhen will this audio get posted i cant rememebr the release dates
juniperberry333
2023-07-13 04:10:47 +0000 UTCDude I can totally see that 😳 August can absolutely pull off Loid and his dynamic!!
noonanoonayay
2023-07-12 19:49:57 +0000 UTCTruuuuue!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-12 19:46:23 +0000 UTC*awes in horny*
noonanoonayay
2023-07-12 19:44:13 +0000 UTC*26 likes. 120 comments* if someone didn't know any better, they would think this post had negative connotations 🤣
noonanoonayay
2023-07-12 19:42:59 +0000 UTCAugust should just have an upcoming poll where all the options are the fantasy noble x commoner. 😆
noonanoonayay
2023-07-12 19:40:28 +0000 UTCpop off, Michael Cane✨💁♀️ "some of us just want to watch the world burn" 🤣
noonanoonayay
2023-07-12 19:38:45 +0000 UTCwhen can they come up with finger guns emojis so I can go *pew pew pew!* at your zingers 😂
noonanoonayay
2023-07-12 19:34:44 +0000 UTC*insert Mr. Bean picking at the grass waiting for the bus GIF for the fantasy Noble girlies* 😔 Is the noble audio going to be a meme at this point? Or instead of being an Academy Award winner, it receives a lifetime achievement award? 😂
noonanoonayay
2023-07-12 19:33:16 +0000 UTCthough I low-key mid-key believe the year Leo won his Oscar for the Revenant was the year that the world went to shit 😳 who knows what power August's audios could hold! 😮
noonanoonayay
2023-07-12 19:31:13 +0000 UTC@ruth you're so right we were fighting for our lives down here
midnight_munchies3
2023-07-12 07:07:28 +0000 UTCYESSSS we did it! So excited
Stella
2023-07-11 20:18:03 +0000 UTCI'm EXHAUSTED. So excited though lol
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-11 16:27:53 +0000 UTC*inserts that one Elmo GIF with fire behind him YESSSSSS !!!!
lillyisjussaying
2023-07-11 16:17:46 +0000 UTCHUZZAH FOLKS, WE DID IT!!! 🥳👑🎉
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2023-07-11 15:57:58 +0000 UTCSLAYYY NOBLE AUDIO FOR THE WINN
midnight_munchies3
2023-07-11 15:29:55 +0000 UTCHell yeah thanks for your service Alice 🫡
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2023-07-11 10:12:51 +0000 UTCFun fact the first noble audio suggestion was put in a poll all the way in April!
Eden
2023-07-11 07:32:37 +0000 UTCforever in your debt, thanks queen
midnight_munchies3
2023-07-11 06:26:03 +0000 UTC🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-11 05:48:18 +0000 UTCI would like to personally take credit if Nobility wins, since I just subscribed yesterday and broke a tie when I voted.
alice
2023-07-11 03:51:53 +0000 UTCOoorrr OR this could its The Revenant moment. Please.
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-10 22:22:30 +0000 UTCLowkey still want the noble audio to lose so it can be a continuing joke a la "leo dicaprio has 0 oscars"
Rya Li
2023-07-10 22:04:07 +0000 UTCI'm so glad I'm not the only instigator here Sofia. Chaos!!
Rya Li
2023-07-10 22:00:33 +0000 UTCFam... Hang tight... Polls aren't closing until tomorrow 🤞
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-10 19:32:37 +0000 UTCWe’re finally gonna get out Nobility audio. And that’s wholesome. And hot. I’m so effing hype
Sofia
2023-07-10 18:21:26 +0000 UTCWERE IN THE LEAD BABY!!!!!
Eden
2023-07-10 07:14:33 +0000 UTCLmao oh no! Your phone! It's in my hand! And oh crap now it's flying out, into the abyss! Guess that's the end of that chapter.
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-09 18:55:37 +0000 UTC😂😂
Sofia
2023-07-09 18:43:55 +0000 UTCRuth i would love to stand with you by a tall ledge over looking a cliff with mo railings. I think i see something interesting down there *leans to look over edge* 😄🤭🤣
Sofia
2023-07-09 18:43:09 +0000 UTC*checks last NSFW audio poll* *sees there were 328 votes in total* *sweats* Alright, fuckers. Nobody moves and nobody gets hurt...
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-09 17:08:22 +0000 UTCphone on the table. face down. right now!!!
Katana
2023-07-09 09:11:03 +0000 UTCyou are directly impacting my blood pressure levels i hope this helps you sleep at night
midnight_munchies3
2023-07-09 04:38:14 +0000 UTCHey Sofia can you come stand over here at the top of this precarious ledge real quick? Yeah I just wanted to show you something.
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-09 03:41:53 +0000 UTCI’m part of the problem
Sofia
2023-07-09 02:46:42 +0000 UTCAre people aware im putting and taking out my votes to keep this as tied as possible for the shits and giggles?
Sofia
2023-07-09 02:46:15 +0000 UTC😞😮💨😢 Lowkey though if nobility loses I may just have to write my own fucking script, or maybe even a full-on short piece of erotica, because I am TIRED.
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-09 01:51:03 +0000 UTCI’m at the accepting stage of grief rn 😭
Eden
2023-07-09 01:36:20 +0000 UTCI'm FUMING but trying to REMAIN CALM
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-09 01:35:19 +0000 UTCGUYYYYYYS
Eden
2023-07-09 00:30:17 +0000 UTCNo SAME
Eden
2023-07-09 00:29:55 +0000 UTCIt feels like grad school admissions season all over again except instead of compulsively checking GradCafe I'm here. Also, this is far and away the more stressful of the two situations.
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-09 00:26:34 +0000 UTCi've checked this poll an unhealthy amount of times
Katana
2023-07-08 23:08:44 +0000 UTCGang I can’t live laugh love in these conditions ✋😫😭
Eden
2023-07-08 16:04:17 +0000 UTCSarah I fucking love your punny sense of humor lmfao
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-08 14:48:27 +0000 UTCIt’s so wild that this is the SECOND poll in a row where 2 scenarios are tied (third if you count the sfw moans poll)💀 I love the range of August’s audience fr, it’s so fun knowing half of us wanna get *royally* fucked 👑 while the other half wanna get Goldfingered👆(and then there are us indecisive/greedy hoes who want it all 🙋🏻♀️) I’ma be happy with anything as usual but I hope historical FINALLY gets done one of these days 😪
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2023-07-08 04:59:22 +0000 UTCI lost it with this comment💀💀👏👏
Sofia
2023-07-08 04:49:44 +0000 UTCThe only ties I like are the ones that keep my wrists in check 😮💨🪢🔒
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-08 03:44:40 +0000 UTCNot the tie again, i cant. My heart cant. 💀💀💀
Sofia
2023-07-08 01:31:27 +0000 UTClove mdom all the way so i'm totally biased but whatever you put out will be top tier either way so i'm excited!!!
Girly
2023-07-07 19:01:22 +0000 UTCI definitely get excited by the sfx! But if I want something bad enough it will always come back haha either to another poll or as a free audio
August Winter
2023-07-07 16:34:20 +0000 UTCI’m sobbing don’t do another tie please
Eden
2023-07-07 04:25:56 +0000 UTCpunching the air rn
midnight_munchies3
2023-07-07 02:49:18 +0000 UTCC'MOOON NOBLE AUDIOOOO LETSGOOO
midnight_munchies3
2023-07-07 02:48:24 +0000 UTCAww well then thank you!! ☺️❤️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-07 02:38:02 +0000 UTCYepp youu <33
Siren
2023-07-07 02:22:16 +0000 UTCWho's bestie? Am I bestie? I want to make sure before I take the compliment for myself haha
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-07 01:09:34 +0000 UTCOr do you not get yourself hyped and just let the votes happen. And get hyped if you get it.
Sofia
2023-07-07 00:47:26 +0000 UTCI’m still thinking about all the cool SFX spy and western would have. August do you ever get excited about possibly doing something with lots of SFX? Like the Mandalorian one?
Sofia
2023-07-07 00:46:19 +0000 UTCLolol Siren, yeah I always hated that about Eddie boy 🧛🏻 the “woe is me, I’m so tortured and don’t deserve to even look at you” thing doesn’t do it for me. There’s a fine line between repressed sexual angst and actual self-hatred for sure lol I do love a good breaking point tho, which is what #2 implies and the rough mdom/“you really wanna see how bad I want you?” aspect is what pulls me in as Ruth so eloquently explained!
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2023-07-07 00:12:10 +0000 UTCBestie ever thought about writing stuff or selling things? I know you can master that gaggaga. But I was thinking about the „I’m toooo bad for you, this is the skin of a killer Bella don’t give me attention at all“ *still follows y/n everywhere and saves her from various situations * trope. Idk I never sympathised with these characters, maybe it depends and I will change my mind though🤷🏻♀️
Siren
2023-07-06 23:49:26 +0000 UTCBut to your point about whether married couples were freaky behind closed doors, I'd recommend this article: https://lithub.com/sex-and-sexability-on-writing-desire-in-the-regency-years/
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-06 23:37:43 +0000 UTCAugust does specify "rough mdom" in the poll description, which makes a big difference for me. Like, the idea of Speaker letting his "baser instincts" take over (with Listener's consent of course), and treating this Noble Lady like a Filthy Whore, and her realizing she is very much into it, is really hot to me. I like the degradation possibilities with this prompt in particular. Ruining a beautiful gown that daddy bought just so she could impress Speaker.. fucking without being married because that's obviously wrong.. not so innocent and pure now (but maybe we find out she never was, which feels more on brand for August honestly lol).. leaving evidence of sex on the fancy imported furniture for the help to find.. Those are just a few things I can think of haha
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-06 23:29:36 +0000 UTCY’all stop playin with me I swear 😭✋
Eden
2023-07-06 19:05:16 +0000 UTCHahah oh no not the Edward! I think this is why I read fantasy… because fantasy can lend to scenarios that make sense in a high stakes world like the real danger of a vampire killing their human meal. But like, what’s the worst that will happen if the speaker ravages his wife in the regency audio? I guess we might mind out 😅
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2023-07-06 18:11:04 +0000 UTCJUST ONE NOBLE AUDIO IM BEGGINGGGGGGG
juniperberry333
2023-07-06 18:02:42 +0000 UTCAgreed I skip that in fanfics mostly it gives Edward 😭😭
Siren
2023-07-06 14:51:33 +0000 UTCI wouldn’t mind regency but cannot wrap my head around why someone doesn’t want to marry anyone just because they are too attracted to them. If he wants to be a freak in the sheets for her, and they’re married, why is that wrong? I’m sure people were freaky back then behind closed doors. I must be reading too much fantasy romance and not historical 😅
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2023-07-06 10:07:47 +0000 UTCI know there's still several days left on this poll, but goddamn I hate when there's a tie lmao.
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-06 02:27:45 +0000 UTCHahaha thank you! I am very lucky--plus I had no good cover story as to why I was suddenly jumping his bones after having headphones in for around a half hour...He's got this funny brothers-in-arms respect for August, he's like "the man Understands women and knows what they want. and he obvi eats pussy. AND he can make money off it? he's living the dream. I'll take some notes"
Rya Li
2023-07-06 01:31:09 +0000 UTCnot full yeehaw im crying 😭
Moon’er
2023-07-05 21:02:19 +0000 UTCyes we all need to experience this moment 😮💨
Moon’er
2023-07-05 20:09:03 +0000 UTCYES THIS trying to maintain his composure like "I am a gentleman" a la Anthony Bridgerton, but looking at her with such fire in his eyes like he's going to combust if he can't touch her, just MMMM *chef's kiss* delicious
Stella
2023-07-05 20:03:58 +0000 UTC@midnight I immediately thought of the phrase “you’ve yee’d your last haw” in the most twangy southern accent and if August even comes close to uttering that phrase during sex I may have to pause my subscription (jk, it’d probs unlock a new kink tbh 🤠)
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2023-07-05 16:26:54 +0000 UTCI think there would be some kind of voice/accent but I would try to keep it pretty subtle I don’t know if I could take myself seriously doing dirty talk in full yeehaw mode
August Winter
2023-07-05 15:50:39 +0000 UTCtbh i was on a bridgeton/other romance novels run earlier this week and i thought you HAVE to make « the seduced gentleman whose limit is being tested » its a Classic and the switch from polite «not necessarily sub » to absolute sex god is something else man
Moon’er
2023-07-05 15:05:49 +0000 UTC😭😭😭 honestly rereading them i chose all of them they’re so good
Moon’er
2023-07-05 15:00:22 +0000 UTCall of these are good c’mon now
Moon’er
2023-07-05 14:59:39 +0000 UTCFair enough lol. Guess I got another 6 days to go before I find out if my Bridgerton fantasies will be brought to life 😣 the anticipationnnnn
Stella
2023-07-05 13:09:14 +0000 UTCHahaha I see what you mean. Thanks!
Stella
2023-07-05 13:06:31 +0000 UTCAhaha Ruth I’m disappointed in myself too, I thought I was strong but alas, I am weak 😞 I seriously told myself I was gonna vote historical no matter what and then the poll came out and I was made a fool and a liar 🤥 Sofia each month I’m proven an unhelpful, decisive mess bc all the prompts are TOO intriguing and sexy. It’s a problem. A good one, but still 😮💨
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2023-07-05 12:36:18 +0000 UTCI voted for most too. Imagine the sfx with espionage!!! But also imagine the sfx in all. I’m just going to be unhelpful because i know August is gonna kill it either way
Sofia
2023-07-05 11:10:40 +0000 UTCwill outlaw!august have a western accent? I need to know for the accuracy and precision of my vote ofc
midnight_munchies3
2023-07-05 10:30:28 +0000 UTCAll I can think about is Loid Forger from Spy x Family now. Literal daddy spy.
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2023-07-05 08:17:55 +0000 UTCSarah’s right, it’s usually around a week! I try to balance giving lots of people the chance to vote with when I need to start writing the thing haha
August Winter
2023-07-05 06:47:38 +0000 UTCI love that your fiance gets to be in the loop! That's a good fiance right there!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-05 06:27:31 +0000 UTCI’m watching this poll like it’s the Kentucky Derby or something 😂🤞🏾
Veen
2023-07-05 05:02:43 +0000 UTCI think the last one lasted like a week? It’s usually open around that long I believe, give or take a few days! Also omg welcome to the tier where August tortures us with way too many amazing choices each month 🥲🥲
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2023-07-05 04:35:25 +0000 UTCBtw I'm new to this tier, can someone tell me how long these voting polls usually stay open for?
Stella
2023-07-05 04:24:05 +0000 UTCWe’re neck and neck, will the thirsty noble hotties win one this month after ages of alternatives or will they finally emerge triumphant 😤
Eden
2023-07-05 04:14:43 +0000 UTCi was literally just thinking abt how august is a james bond fan and would probably eat that genre up
ari
2023-07-05 03:43:36 +0000 UTCI love chatting to my (incredibly straight) fiance about the audios (and the comments tbh bc everyones kinda hilarious) and upon hearing these options his comments were: 1&2: Oh, fancy historical stuff, August has yall eating out of his hands huh? 3: Okay people like westerns I can see it, fine, yall are thirsty tho. 4: Oh shit. You want this. *I* want this. WE ALL WANT JAMES BOND PORN.
Rya Li
2023-07-05 02:45:10 +0000 UTCI'm not mad... I'm just disappointed. (jk I totally understand lmao)
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-05 01:13:50 +0000 UTCBruh.. as a literal horse girl, I gotta admit, if we get to hear some spurs jangling and leather boots creaking, that would be pretty fantastic
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-05 01:12:00 +0000 UTCLmaooo the ultimate strat 😂
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-05 01:02:47 +0000 UTCYES PLS I was thinking of how we’ve never really heard mischievous, rule-breaking August yet and that would be such a cool character!! 😈 and the push/pull between two criminals would be so hot good lord
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2023-07-05 00:50:25 +0000 UTCWe dont, we choose all and let the people with bigger opinions choose. Only to then take out votes off so the one we internally want wins
Sofia
2023-07-05 00:39:20 +0000 UTCGOD after hearing June’s audio process breakdown I’m so excited to hear what SFX you’ll use for the winner! Obviously the historical ones have my heart but trains are so enchanting and romantic imo and SPIES?! The espionage, the intrigue, the mystery of it all!🕵🏻♀️ about to be super unhelpful and vote for all 4, sorry y’all 🤡 Edit: I just figured out how to add/remove my votes and I mayyy have edited my initial vote(s) to further the nobility cause. Perhaps 👸🏻
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2023-07-05 00:23:14 +0000 UTC?? all of these are so good yet again!! put in my vote for the medieval one tho, since enemy prince is my favorite audio from u >:)
magic 8 ball
2023-07-05 00:15:21 +0000 UTCOutlaws!! That rival passion is something elseeee
rae
2023-07-04 23:59:46 +0000 UTCfirst time voter over here and i am in SHAMBLES how do y'all CHOOSE?
midnight_munchies3
2023-07-04 23:54:28 +0000 UTC🙌🙌🙌
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-04 23:03:32 +0000 UTCSame!!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-04 23:03:18 +0000 UTCEvery single time my top choice doesn't win, the one that does ends up more than satisfying me... And yet... I'm going to be deeply saddened if either #1 or #2 don't make it this time around. May need to start learning dark magic in my free time lmao 🧙♀️🪄🐈⬛
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-04 22:50:05 +0000 UTCMe too 😮💨
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-07-04 22:30:35 +0000 UTCI'm in a regency kick right now, so if 2 doesn't win I'll be devastated 😫 But also spies are sexy, so I guess not THAT devastated lol
Kathy
2023-07-04 21:22:12 +0000 UTCThere's always a new prompt that is tantalizing... might have to pick the spy rather than the regency one, sorry yall😩
lilsaltydee
2023-07-04 21:22:00 +0000 UTCAGREED
Sofia
2023-07-04 20:23:35 +0000 UTCAll of these are amazing, why would I ever expect other wise. I ended up voting for 3 out of 4. Personally? outlaw prompt is SOOO up my alley. I love western stories and media. It’s unexpectedly sexy. Don’t believe me? Vote for Outlaw and find out 👏🤭
Sofia
2023-07-04 20:22:45 +0000 UTCI’m in shambles, inconsolable, beyond reproach and comfort
Eden
2023-07-04 20:11:46 +0000 UTCChoosing is torture! All fab options
H
2023-07-04 19:56:34 +0000 UTCat this point i just might change my vote to the noble prompt, the historic girlies have been trying so hard the past few polls 🥹 but then also.. SPIES😫
Katana
2023-07-04 19:50:22 +0000 UTCIf the regency doesn't win this time I swear...!! PLEASE
Stella
2023-07-04 19:32:12 +0000 UTCOoooouuuuu
hala
2023-07-04 19:14:30 +0000 UTCive voted for the noble listener x commoner every time i just wanna live out my cute fantasy life........!!!!
juniperberry333
2023-07-04 19:01:35 +0000 UTCNAH THE FIRST ONE IS SAERA TARGARYEN CODED GUYS WE NEED THIS
Siren
2023-07-04 19:00:12 +0000 UTCGuys we got 2 nobility prompts and THEYRE STILL BEHIND? Lemme read so i can vote. 💀
Sofia
2023-07-04 18:44:11 +0000 UTCTrying so hard not to unhelpfully like them all 🤣
Nec
2023-07-04 18:32:07 +0000 UTCthe wild west one probably won’t win but PLEASE save that idea for another time
ari
2023-07-04 18:25:17 +0000 UTCoh my god, these all sound so fun!! I'm going to choose but honestly I'm going to look forward to any of these! 😃
noonanoonayay
2023-07-04 18:22:39 +0000 UTCI smashed #2 so fast
Heather
2023-07-04 18:20:40 +0000 UTCAs usual, all of these are INCREDIBLE. I can’t wait to see what wins 🫠🫠
Ash
2023-07-04 18:19:11 +0000 UTCYALL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE HAVE NOBLE AUDIO THIS MONTH IM TIRED
Eden
2023-07-04 18:16:55 +0000 UTC
