Behind the Scenes #6

Greetings, fellow students. It is with a solemn heart that I announce that Lilwa won't be joining us today. She's currently being treated for a malicious overdose of food. The doctors are, however, quite certain that she'll make it.

In the meantime, it is my duty, as the editor in chief of the Newfall High Newspaper, to bring you the latest scope!

Today, I'm meeting with none other than the man behind a controversial operation called "Time Wizard Studios." Apparently, he's in the habit of making uncouth video games. Let's head over to the cafeteria for a quick one on one.

Maxine: Hello there, Mr. Wizard. What's your excuse for making games of the unsanitary kind?

Time Wizard: What can I say? Too late to explore the earth, too early to explore the galaxy. Just in time to make hentai games.

Maxine: It's never too late to explore the world. The darkest corners hold the most terrible secrets.

Time Wizard: Fine, the real answer is that my parents didn't raise me right, and I honestly if I can just—

Maxine: Excuse me, sir. I'm holding the microphone. Excuse me!

Maxine: Now, if we can conduct this interview in a civil manner and without sharing sob stories, my readers and I will be most pleased. All right, next question.

Maxine: You're something of a bachelor yourself and that can be dangerous if you're in certain parts of the sixth quadrant. Are you aware of this? You're not aware. I can see that. Very well, this question might save your life then, depending on the answer of course.

Maxine: Which girl do you favor?

Time Wizard: Favor? Well, if I had to pick one, it's probably Flora. She definitely knows what she's doing, and that's hot to me.

Maxine: She can barely consume spaghetti in an efficient manner. I'll just note you down for team Maxine.

Maxine: With that out of the way. I came across this can of soup in the kitchen here. What can you tell me about it? The back label says that it's highly nutritious and smack-packed with proteins.

Time Wizard: I wasn't aware that this product was made in my image. Miintea will be hearing from my lawyers...

Maxine: To quote Jacklyn, "That is exceedingly popcorn!"

Maxine: Okay, time for some questions from our readers, who seem to know about your game.

Maxine: One person asks, "When can we expect the next scenes of copulation?"

Time Wizard: Sex before marriage is immoral and a sin.

Maxine: Very interesting.

Maxine: Oh, this question is in all caps and has an angry cat emoji at the end. "Wtf happened to the incestual content? >:3"

Time Wizard: Flora always says that you gotta pay to play. The GOAL is to bring back that romantic and steamy 16th century Alabama content. That's the GOAL.

Maxine: Okay, that's way too cryptic for my taste.

Maxine: Final question. "When's the next release?"

Time Wizard: That would be Sunday the 18th of October. Stay tuned.

Maxine: Okay, enough of that. This is an interview, not a commercial. I think we're done here.

And there you have it. Some insights (a few at least) from the Time Wizard himself. As always, make sure to check your closest newspaper stands, the latest issue can appear at any time and without warning.