Autistic writer definitely out of ideas for 109,785th time
Added 2024-11-01 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
An autistic writer has had her last ever idea again, it has been announced.
38-year-old Avery Mann failed to think of an idea for her freelance magazine writing gig within the first five minutes of work - and therefore will never have another idea in her entire life.
Mann explained: “I’ve got nothing. Seriously, I’m going to quit my job and become a librarian.”
She continued: “If I can’t think of the best idea I’ve ever had while sleep-deprived at 7am before I’ve had my coffee, it’s never going to happen.”
“Another two minutes of this and I’ll have to announce my career change on socials.”
Mann was last seen with a coffee in hand, looking vaguely embarrassed as she wrote her goddamn article.
