“Eat me last” demands best bite of meal
Added 2024-09-20 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
The best bite of your meal has issued a statement demanding that you save it for last.
The statement, issued as you sat down for a full-English breakfast this morning, read: l know that a carefully constructed bite with everything on it in perfect proportion is very tempting - but don’t eat me yet.”
“If you eat me now, you’ll have nothing to look forward to,” the statement continued. “Plus I’m getting off on teasing you.”
“What are you doing?” The statement went on. “I see your fork hovering - put that down! Don’t even think about it.”
“That’s better.”
Sources have confirmed that the last bite was, indeed, worth the wait.
