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"Babies Are Forever (Theme from The Boss Baby: Family Business)"

Hey everybody!

Another The Boss Baby episode, another cut theme song from Dr. Samuel Bultch, D.D.S.! Please enjoy this demo tape acquired from the Dr. Samuel Bultch Memorial Foundation and consider making a donation to the Dr. Samuel Bultch Memorial Fund today! Every contribution goes towards funding research towards figuring out how the heck the body of Dr. Samuel Bultch, D.D.S. wound up floating in the sea just off the coast of Argentina. With your help, we can finally end sea-based corpse disposal once and for all.

Enjoy!

-CV

"Babies are Forever"
Music by John Barry
Lyrics by Dr. Samuel Bultch, D.D.S.
Feat. Eleanor Philips

BABIES ARE FOREVER
THEY ARE ALL I NEED TO BOSS ME
THEY CAN HYPNOTIZE AND TOSS ME
SO GO GIVE THEM A WHIRL
THEY CAN ALSO BE GIRL
DON’T CROSS ME

BABIES ARE FOREVER
TAKE THIS BABA AND THEN SUCK IT
TAKE YOUR GROWNUP LIFE AND CHUCK IT
BE A BABY AGAIN
DATE YOUR DAUGHTER AND THEN
BE HAPPY.

I DON’T NEED LORE
FOR WHAT GOOD WOULD LORE DO ME?
BABIES DON’T NEED BACKSTORY
FOR WHEN LORE’S GONE
THEY’LL BLUSTER ON

BABIES ARE FOREVER
TWISTING ALL THEIR LITTLE NIPPIES
GOING TO SCHOOLS BUILT BY HIPPIES
OLD JEFF GOLDBLUM IS THERE
HE’S A BABY, BEWARE
HIS MECH SUIT.

I DON’T NEED LORE
FOR WHAT GOOD WOULD LORE DO ME?
BABIES GOT A NEW PONY
WHEN THAT HORSE’S GONE
THEY’LL CIMARRON!

BABIES ARE THE BOSSES, THE PARENTS ARE BABIES
BOSSES ARE THE BABIES, THE BABIES ARE PARENTS
THE BABIES ARE BOSSES!!!!!

"Babies Are Forever (Theme from The Boss Baby: Family Business)"
"Babies Are Forever (Theme from The Boss Baby: Family Business)"

Comments

Speaking of cut Bond songs, did you know that Shirley Bassey recorded an unused theme song for Quantum of Solace? https://youtu.be/rCX4SxhpPwE?si=7pwULiSaohRJmYzz And that Johnny Cash recorded an unused theme song for Thunderball? https://youtu.be/YmUriQ_PJjY?si=eIZgji4fM_rmTHJz Fabulous Bassey pastiche in this number, by the way; kudos to the performer.

Kyle Cassidy

This is like, really unfortunately, built exactly for me. The target audience is a Venn diagram of me, someone who likes bond music more than bond movies, and who’s seen all of the boss baby content there is to see. I wish my life was different

Marcel Valoir


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