Like a blast from the past, except EXCRUCIATINGLY up-to-date, it's the strangely joke-adjacent (and troublingly sexed-up) stylings of Archie Comics. Bring your highest tolerance for very, very thin hijinks and prepare to earn one (1) gold doubloon should you be able to spot even one sentence NOT ending with an exclamation point or a question mark. (Don't get excited. You're not gonna find one.)
Old cartoonists and Pearl Jam come in for a little bit of ribbing this time around, but please understand that it's all in good fun. We're all basketball fans here, and we're all very, very familiar with the difficulty of making supposedly funny things on deadline. (But, seriously, check out the photos attached to the post on Patreon: there is NO excuse for that continuity error with Veronica's dress situation.)
NOTE: deeply confused about the jokes at the very end? Please enjoy the greatest band of all time, Jud Jud.
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2019-03-01 04:11:48 +0000 UTC