Shaq's About to Eat Five Gyros -- Contest Submissions
Added 2018-06-29 23:48:11 +0000 UTCFrom humble acorns spring thickly rooted oaks, so they say, so one can only imagine what would spring from a prompt as unhumble as "Shaq is about to eat five gyros."
Or, anyway, one could only imagine it BEFORE OUR CONTEST!!!
Now may you recline, loftily shaded beneath the profound fruits of our listeners' frank genius. Thrill to a dozen and a half readings! Form your own opinions about what's good -- or great. Gird loins and bid your loved ones farewell, for now comes your journey all the way through the vast comic landscape of ... Shaquille O'Neal and his Greek staple consumption.
You're definitely going to need some napkins for this one.
Comments
my name is pronounced like erin but i really liked your reading!
Eirin Fakelastname
2018-07-14 03:28:55 +0000 UTCPS I'm so sorry for giving you eight million hard-to-pronounce words
Michelle
2018-07-09 05:15:07 +0000 UTC
