Friends-Only Episode 4, Heavy Metal
Added 2017-03-14 06:55:07 +0000 UTC[NOTE: THIS IS OLD! LIKE MONTHS OLD! THE SHOW WILL BE OUT OF ORDER BECAUSE WE HAD TO RE-UPLOAD IT CUZ THE OLD ONE WAS BROKEN! SO IT'S VERY OLD!]
Let's try some Heavy Metal! It is time to rock and roll with the most embarrassing purchase Clsn has had to make in downtown Oakland in quite. Some. Time. Join J., who has literally never seen an issue of this "world's greatest illustrated magazine" before, and Clsn, who has seen at least two issues, as they attempt to turn baffled, hostile glaring silently at a magazine into baffled, hostile podcasting gold! J. would like you to know that he might, just might, have been a tad inebriated during the recording of this one. Clsn would like you to know that there is no level of intoxication available that will make the sex issue of Heavy Metal in any way an acceptable thing to read. Since we love you, we have prepared a helpful gallery of images that you can use to follow along at home. NOTE: this gallery is almost certainly not safe for work. Admittedly, your IT department probably likes this shit quite a bit, but they still have a job to do, which in this case will be ratting your sorry ass out for looking at bad porn at work. Be forewarned and rock on.
