Friends-Only Post No. 14: Yet Still More Extras, Even

WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK ETC.

Last week was hecka busy at the old IDEOTVPOD distributed compound! We recorded the next episode, and then, not at all sated, we recorded the next friends-only episode -- the most literary friends-only episode yet!

Without spoiling the impending surprise, the keywords for those episodes are:

* dwarfsplaining
* sex


EXTRAS TIME!

1. David Fakelastname has provided some additional audio entertainment! In his words:

I thought you might like the obscure BBC Radio Show called 'Paperback Hell' - little 15 minute parodies of popular books - albeit from the 90s - Nick Hornby, Zadie Smith, Michael Moore, Bernard 'Sharpe' Cornwell, Helen Fielding and the popular genres of crime lit, self help, historical fiction and erotica ( a young woman as written by a middle-aged man who also writes science fiction. S03e06)

They also did a very good Dan Brown parody - Season 3 Episode 2 'The De Niro Code' which I thought you might appreciate. They seemed to have hit on some of the same points as you, and captured his weird 'weed dad symbology' style.


2. Eric Fakelastname has forwarded a truly excellent chapter title:

ARRRGGG!

He included a picture, for proof, and I for one can't stop giggling at this.

3. Brendan Fakelastname contributed the preposterously excellent book cover that accompanies this very post! How cool is this? Enormously cool, is the correct answer.

4. By request from the I Don't Even Own a Television Fun-Time Party Pit, here is a Dramatic Reading of some of the worst writing anyone has ever seen.


WHAT THE HECK? I WON A CONTEST NOW WHERE IS MY MERCH?

So, those of you who cracked the code and are waiting for your prizes, please hang on: one batch of the rewards is being made, and won't ship to me until September 7, and the other batch of the rewards is waiting for me to make them, probably this Thursday night, September 1.

Apologies for the delay, but I think you're really gonna like what you get:
Email / Patreon!
Zepaw Fakelastname
Todd Fakelastname
Ryan Fakelastname
David Fakelastname

Email / TinyLetter!
Mate Fakelastname
M Fakelastname
Linnea Fakelastname
Stephanie Fakelastname
Marius Fakelastname

(If I missed you, please let me know by replying to this email!)


UNTIL NEXT TIME

Hey, does somebody wanna draw a better logo for the emails than the one I made?

ride the crab

--Collision for IDEOTVPOD