After last week's editing balls-up-and-fingering-the-dick-in-after-them faux pas, this episode has been lovingly snipped with you, the reader, in mind. During every snip, clip, fold and tuck, your face was hovering in our peripheral vision. As each jingle was dropped into place, your eyes darted around madly in their sockets. And as we uploaded it, you gave a mute howl of protest that we knowingly chose to interpret as enthusiasm. ENJOY