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372 Pages We ll Never Get Back
372 Pages We ll Never Get Back

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372 Mini - Helium Update

It's been almost one year to the day since Mike & I went public with our burgeoning Crypto Bro status, and we have an important update. Namely, how I lost it all with one click of the mouse. My main takeaway is that I just wasn't BOLD enough, and the next time these fake currencies rise (that will not happen), I will be even more determined to seize the reins and make sick profits, brah.

Now if you'll excuse me, Matt Damon is on the way to my house to kick me in the nuts. I deserve it.

Visual Aid: 

Two strings of numbers! Can you tell which one stores your fake money securely and which one disappears it forever with no give backs? Of course you can't!

EDIT from Mike: 

Plugged my rig back in, set it up, saw how much money I'd banked over more than a year (roughly 40 bucks) and then tracked how much it's earning in its new spot. How much is that, you ask? It's averaging about a penny a day. So.

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I appreciate nobody outright laughing at me, as I am forced to admit that the situation is quite hilarious when it happens to other people

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

I tried to sell it for 270 dollars in the morning but the price kept dropping, then Mike talked me out of selling, so that's why I tried to transfer it out. The price has since then dropped to 231

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

How much money did you lose?

Jenny Erdahl


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