UNUSED IDEAS - AUGUST

Unused comic ideas, - AUGUST! - Please do not try to replicate any of these ideas, they are still in my idea pool and are the property of Nellies Nest!

Comment on which one ya like and I might even do it <3 

Dad: Now Junior, your mother tells me your body is going through some changes you can't explain 

Kid: Dad I was just diagnosed with cancer 

Dad: Oh fuck lmao I was gonna say your nuts are gonna get hairy

Dad: Tough break kid.

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This lotion can really help clear that skin up 

Oh thanks heavens 

-acid burning through his skin-

Oooooohhhh Mhmmmm Ooooo yeaahhhh

No more pesky wesky skin for me, hehe

"mHmmmmmm" -person being all like :|-

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JUNIOR that is the final straw you are grounDE..

You're the reason dad left 

...

-sitting down and drinking wine looking sad- 

Life hack 24 - Sadness is merely a tool towards manipulation -Kid being like THUMBS UP-

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Mummy why are they called sausage dogs?!

Because like us son, they live on the energy from the almighty mustard 

All praise the mustard

-giant mustard bottle as a god-

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Police: This Person was sexually assualted during a robbery 

Jerry: Oh well, talk about breaking and ENTERING 

Sir it, it was you

Jerry: I AM USING HUMOUR TO COPE -visibly traumatised-

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Kid: MR FIREMAN PLEASE SAVE MY DOG FROM THE FIRE

Fireman: DOMESTICATION AND KEEPING OF ANIMALS IS A PRIVEDGE, NOT A RIGHT. YOU DON'T WANT YOUR DOG TO BURN

Fireman: KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE HEAT -now wearing sunglasses, maybe some straw in mouth-

Kid: What the fuck SAVE MY DOG