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Cave Yeti Börb Börbenson III Esquire PhD

Added 2023-08-29 02:08:16 +0000 UTC

The most powerful man in all of Bannerlord. First name, Börb. Second name, Börbenson III Esquire PhD.

The prestigious title of Cave Yeti is bestowed upon the firstborn of every generation of the Börbenson clan. The scar across his face is from his childhood, the year 1070, when a 16 wheeler transporting goat's cheese accidentally drove over his face. All 16 wheels. The driver backed up and then drove over his face again with the other side of the vehicle.

He fled the scene.

You might be wondering, "but hang on a second, there's Nozhon in one of those images, isn't he older than Börb? Shouldn't he be dubbed Cave Yeti?" Well no. You see, their parents recognized early on that Nozhon is a fucking piece of shit rat, so the title went to Börb.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy this video I'm working on which will come out before a Starfield video. <3