Social Media's Favourite Master

Fetlife’s favourite master doesn’t allow hard limits. If you’re in distress, he will just know. He’s that impressive. He’s more domineering than a dominant, and he’s been on K&P a thousand times. You can trust him, I swear it. Just look at the 50, 000 followers on his list who think he’s grand.

Fet’s favourite master will even pay for your ticket to his brothel—I mean poly family—on the other side of the planet. He flies slaves in all the time. Then he takes professionally-styled porn—I mean family pics—to lure even more of them in. Why is he Fet’s favourite master? Because he’s sly, controlling, and arrogant. For a particular breed of sub, that’s as tempting as a jar of Nutella on a hungry day.

I often receive messages from subs exactly like that. They tell me they’re attracted to domineering and arrogant tops. They know they’re hazards, but they also want to float over the cusp of danger in a convincing way. Fetlife’s favourite master offers precisely that experience. Who’s better at behaving like a convincing predator than a real predator?

Rape isn’t fun when it’s real, though.

Over the last seven years, I’ve seen four different Fetlebrity “masters” get exposed as rapists. On Monday they were Fet influencers with cult followings and several slaves. On Tuesday they were called out for rape by a group of raging feminazis. On Wednesday, they decried the injustices of call out culture. On Thursday they were in handcuffs because the law doesn’t care about your kink proclivities when trying people for assault.

The pattern is the same every single time. Fetlife’s favourite master always lands up in prison or is discovered on a sex offenders’ registry. I should know. I developed a crush on one of them back in 2015. At the time, he was doing what all of Fetlife’s favourite masters do: collecting a harem and arranging to fly them to his lair—I mean poly house—for tons of rape—I mean kink and smut.

Then I found out he was a registered sex offender.

That particular predator returned to Fetlife several times under new identities. Every time he managed to keep his account for more than a few months, he developed a significant following of subs who love nothing more than Fetlife’s favourite master.

And therein lies the rub.

As masochists, we want a dangerous experience. As subs, we want to feel utterly dominated. As sluts, we want to be defiled by people who can authentically treat us like objects.

The trouble is we are objects to them, and they will defile us, and they will pose an authentic risk.

Once they’ve escaped legal consequences, Fetlife’s favourite masters often return, having rescripted their entire rape history in a legendary demonstration of DARVO.

Yup, Fetlife’s favourite master almost always fills out the victim role like a pro. He’s weak. He has no control over his life, and he couldn’t master himself if he tried. Maybe he’s not much of a master after all.