The Dudebro Drinking Game
Added 2024-07-19 07:18:14 +0000 UTCEvery time a dudebro accuses The Females of being irrational and emotional while simultaneously SHOUTING IN CAPITALS AND SCREACHING EMOTIONALLY, drink one shot of tequila.
IF THAT SAME DUDEBRO GETS BLOCKED AND COMES BACK FROM A TOTALLY UNEMOTIONAL SOCK PUPPET, break the tequila bottle over his head.
Each time a dudebro uses a typo, drink.
Yes, I mean every time.
EVIN WHEN THE TYPOW IS IN CAPITALS, and you can no longa tuch your own nows.
Every time a dudebro says, “I’m not cis,” explain Latin over a very, very long five-litre box of wine.
When a dudebro says that his preference for not being called cis is the same as trans people’s preference for accurate pronouns, just drink a whole bottle of whiskey for fucksakes.
If a dudebro labels your disagreement a “violation of his free speech rights,” show him a map of countries that are not the USA and dzink anudder flottel of teplila.
If you’ve lost the will to live, consider taking on easier challenges such as solving the Israel/Palestine war.
