Smash with the Boyssss: An Interview with R.O.B.
Added 2020-11-09 15:06:52 +0000 UTCDeep Leffen: Welcome to another episode of Smash with the Boysss. Today we have Robert the Robot in the flesh, but also in metal. Welcome Robert.
R.O.B.: Hey, can a man get some juice around here?
[Audience laughs]
Deep Leffen: Just as a brief aside, I accidentally called you "Trashcan Sam" in the intro. It was a complete mistake, but it's something that's going to come up a lot in the interview, so please be prepared to answer questions about your nickname.
R.O.B.: Are we live? (Laughs)
Deep Leffen: (Laughs) Good one, buddy!
R.O.B.: (Coughs violently into the mic).
Deep Leffen: (Coughs passive-aggressively into the mic).
Deep Leffen: Today we're going to talk about good and bad match-ups for R.O.B. and what to do about them.
Applause
R.O.B.: Hey man, I'm not kidding about that juice. If I don't get any, I'll die.
Audience mimes drinking a jug of juice and being satisfied
Deep Leffen: You know, maybe we should start at the beginning.
Applause
(We see a cut of Mr. Game & Watch in the editing room trying to blend in with the background)
Deep Leffen: Where the hell do you think you're going?
(Mr. Game & Watch) Appears in the interview room holding a door and a can of worms.
Deep Leffen: What the fuck are you doing?
(Mr. Game & Watch) opens up can of worms
Deep Leffen: Goddamnit. God. Damn. It. That piece of shit is here again
(Mr. Game & Watch) Puts door in the middle of the hallway and walks through it. Game & Watch takes a bow. Audience claps
Deep Leffen: What in the H E double hockey sticks is going on around here?
Applause
Deep Leffen: R.O.B. can you please do something about this guy?
R.O.B.: Oh god no. Mr. Game & Watch is a horrible match-up.
Audience applauds
