Have a vote on this lil' Poll of mine
Added 2024-11-08 21:33:04 +0000 UTCThis might be the new title thing, like, each one's a 'gimmicky' joke. Idk i'll figure it out
Also, Bred By Your Own Prey's been taken away, doing it as a bonus in muh own time :3
The tatted up waiter is more of a Sub than you thought You've been frequenting this restaurant for a while, and a tatted up waiter caught your eye a while back. You came back from the restroom and ran into him, literally. He spills coffee down the front of you and he's mortified. He'd like to help clean up, in the break room. He's so eager to please that, well... he must be itching to be a good boy. Let's oblige him.
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A Hero Comes to Claim You, a Dragon You are a fell drake, a giant beast with gale-force wings, iron-hard scales and scorching-hot breath. Unbeknownst to most, you’re also quite bright, a bit of a conversationalist, and you’re a shapeshifter.
So, when a hero blusters into your cave, yelling about needing a fearsome mount to save the realm, and tries to ride you like a horse, turning into a beautiful yet draconic woman and insisting he ride you less traditionally was… not the turn of fate he was expecting. Let’s see if he’s worthy to ride the wind itself.
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Himbo Boyfriend Stuck in Bed I am not a frickin' "himbo", I had a perfectly normal accident and just happened to break my leg in a bunch of different places. It wasn't down to me being completely helpless. You don't have to nanny me, honest.
Though if you are offering to look after me, I'd be extremely grateful. No, there isn't much I can do to say thank you from right here but... I'm happy to give it my best shot?
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Interrogated by a Power Armoured Angel Things have not gone to plan. Your mission to breach the fortress monastery of these overgrown toy soldiers went about as poorly as it could've. The data you needed was not here, and the only escape route you had was slammed shut behind you abruptly. Now here you sit, in this sweltering interrogation room, strapped to a chair, a dim light illuminating everything in pale baleful blues, awaiting your fate at their hands.
Also I apologise in advance for being a massive fucking nerd with the new option, cus yes it is warhammer themed. I am prepared for it to get no attention and be shamefully removed but hey-ho I know some people like big size difference and it's basically a big mean paladin but sci-fi so whatevs lmao
Comments
Someday waiter. Someday.
LittleMourningStarr
2024-11-10 13:24:52 +0000 UTCMe voting for the subby waiter again and again
Flomidala
2024-11-09 21:28:12 +0000 UTCOkay but what if I asked *really* nicely?
Ego Eros
2024-11-09 13:23:58 +0000 UTCDisclaimer: no actual warhammers will be involved
OGY
2024-11-09 12:38:32 +0000 UTCi can work that in there
OGY
2024-11-09 12:31:45 +0000 UTC…so I guess the subby waiter is still getting edged
frannies
2024-11-09 04:23:06 +0000 UTCHA I voted on Warhammer BECAUSE it’s warhammer. So THERE.
Ceres Belmont
2024-11-09 00:39:24 +0000 UTCI don’t do warhammer but you had me at “big mean paladin” ngl
whirlinginroses
2024-11-08 23:19:03 +0000 UTCPlease, dear subby waiter, when will your time cum
Izzy
2024-11-08 22:39:12 +0000 UTCso glad the prey one is being done as a bonus omg W
M.Geem
2024-11-08 22:17:40 +0000 UTCI need you subby waiter ..
RivTinker
2024-11-08 21:59:33 +0000 UTCI'd totally vote power armor if I didn't just want to hear natural voice this week. Selfish, I know lol ^^;;
Archangel's Babe
2024-11-08 21:57:19 +0000 UTCHaving a change of heart and manifesting tatted waiter 🙏
DelawareDark
2024-11-08 21:51:46 +0000 UTCAs if we're not gonna be voting for the strapped to a chair Interrogation one 🤑 let's go girls
ethevs
2024-11-08 21:51:10 +0000 UTCReady to be pounded by the Warhammer, please ♡
Ego Eros
2024-11-08 21:46:30 +0000 UTCME TOO GIRL😩
Lisa Heisler
2024-11-08 21:44:21 +0000 UTCBe your true nerdy self ❤️ Also voting for the war hammer one as my husband is now very currious 😂
Aivani
2024-11-08 21:38:21 +0000 UTCsave me size diff size diff save me
yuni
2024-11-08 21:37:03 +0000 UTCWhat I’ve learned about myself from these polls, I’m just a big kid who wants the shiny new toy. 🫠
Valerie S.
2024-11-08 21:36:55 +0000 UTCcan not wait for bred by your own prey
jo
2024-11-08 21:36:54 +0000 UTCJokes on you. I voted for your Warhammer one before even seeing it was Warhammer.
Kelle
2024-11-08 21:36:08 +0000 UTCEvery week I will vote for the waiter until it's chosen 😭
lilbopbop
2024-11-08 21:35:58 +0000 UTCHere for the Warhammer geekdom!
Fee
2024-11-08 21:35:40 +0000 UTC