Premium 222: Mr Jones and Me

Ionic bond, covalent bond, metallic bond, James Bond, Gold Bond, all the same really

ah, thanks. A little more wholesome than a tiny guy looking for meth.

Jesper Ohlsson

Krystal is a fast food restaurants that serves very small hamburgers. The joke was just that a tiny guy would like tiny hamburgers

Andrew Dunn

Fuck you these are good

William

..I didn't quite get the dwarf star bit. Why was he looking for crystals? Was the bit that he was a tiny, white meth-head? (I'm european).

Jesper Ohlsson

Sad as can be that I didn’t get to go to Morehead State in time to experience Tom Sexton. Tom, I would have LIVED for your take on the international studies professor Rick Caric.

Here's a list of pretentious titles that might be real, might not: -The Sounds from Silent Lips -The Doors that Remain Unopened -Where the Raven Cries -Under the Reeds and the Cattails -To Touch What is Beyond the Mirror -Fighting with Closed Eyes -Where the Swamp Thing Sleeps

Ryan Hagerman

Premeds are way worse than professors hands down. Look, if you’re too stupid for premed or engineering just do cs

orc

I already have had a professor assign me his podcast for class before 😑 several years ago

White dwarf kilt me

sarah

fyi gonna steal the white dwarf story and pass it off as my own

Bill

Dropping the standards of upper education is streamlining the pay to playification of higher education

Chib

We should all be so lucky. Telling I knew exactly who he was talking about—man’s brand is strong

Trillbilly Worker's Party

what a dream to be known as the man who lives on a hill and smokes a pipe

Penn Jillette also said modern academia was bad because someone who just wanted to learn one subject would have to pay tens of thousands of dollars to learn unrelated subjects

Andrew Dunn

Wow lmao the white dwarf bit was way less problematic than we expected, good job!

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