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The Difference Between Men and Women

Mars and Venus (a little in-joke for Astrid there — she'll probably correct me on my subpar knowledge of astrology). Anyway, the difference between gents and dames, guys and dolls. Yeah, in short, I would say that pretty-much everyone treats you a little differently when a part of you enters the room a few seconds before the rest of you does. Certainly differently than I remember being treated in my 30 years on this earth before Nat and Olga took over. More anecdotes, stares, and surreptitiously pulled camera phones than I can count (I wonder how many videos of me have ended up as clickbait — "This woman has boobs — and dentists are FURIOUS at her for it!"), which has been an adjustment over the years to be sure. I've adapted, and enough to know that there is a difference between the sexes: one I've tried to cover a little in this little audio duo. 

If you DO happen to bump into me in line at the grocery store? Tricky thing is I haven't got any solid advice for you. I guess just keep in mind that I'm actually a normal lady and act accordingly — that's pretty much all I can think of. And, try to ignore how many bottles of wine are on the conveyor belt. I keep all the extra boozes in my boobies, sometimes semi-literally, as this recording will allude to. 

The Difference Between Men and Women

Comments

I completely adore you. As someone who is neither, both, or either, and can be a spectacle in Thier own right (Mameries included) preach it! I have been told I should be ashamed of myself by not one, but 4 Karen's in my lifetime. Your candor and eloquence screams what goes on in my own brain! Bravo

Stephanie D

It’s genuinely enjoyable to listen to your thoughts spoken with you your voice. Love how candid and honest you are about your thoughts and experiences.

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